Penied

The act of either denying a Penis access, or Denying access to a penis.

Rhonda refused to have sex with Jim. He totally got penied.

by The Penier May 11, 2011

Penchester Penited

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !

by victoras69 February 12, 2022

Penced

The act of stabbing your friend in the back while acting like a saint.

He didn't see it coming but he got penced by his closest friend.

by Lonchbox January 6, 2021

Peniel

He is intelligent and creative. He is a born leader .Peniel is a man of honor, who frowns at dumness and foolishness . Peniel tends to be also good with people especially the ladies because of his good looks and charms. Peniels are also royal and are either called King or De Lyon (the king of the jungle)

I wish I was Peniel, I would have been the king of the word

by King lyon August 26, 2017

Penged

To screw up even worse than expected...especially when people already assume you are going to screw up pretty badly.

I am a complete moron and people expected my invention not to work. However, I penged and not only did it not work, it blew up and killed an orphan in the process.

by Johnny 1 Ball January 5, 2011

Penced

The act of being stabbed in the back with ultimate betrayal of highest order.

Synonymous to the act of double crossing, disloyal, or breaking promise.

Example of getting penced:

I got penced by my girlfriend when I found out she was having an affair.

by UA2 January 7, 2021

Penid

Noun: A penid is a class of lifeform resembling the genitalia of a human male. A highly phallic creature. Latin: penidae.

Hagfish, fat inkeeper worms and sea cucumbers are all members of the penid family.

by whatisbestinlife July 28, 2011