Definitions by whatisbestinlife

treebeard texting 

Texting single words with long pauses in between each word, effectively mimicking the tardiloquent speaking style of an ent from The Lord of the Rings.

Treebeard texting:

Me: "Want to come over at three?"
Treebeard: "..."
Treebeard: "I..."
Treebeard: "AM..."
Treebeard: "NO..."
Treebeard: "T R E E"
Me: "K nvm"

treebeard texting by whatisbestinlife March 10, 2014

Penid 

Noun: A penid is a class of lifeform resembling the genitalia of a human male. A highly phallic creature. Latin: penidae.

Hagfish, fat inkeeper worms and sea cucumbers are all members of the penid family.

Penid by whatisbestinlife July 28, 2011

conanwheel 

A noun or a verb for any repetitive and boring task that builds xp. See grind.

Origin: When young Conan the Cimmerian's tribe is slaughtered and he is sold into slavery, he is forced to spend a decade walking in a circle pushing the Wheel of Pain. It's tedious and difficult, but at the end he is Arnold Schwarzenegger and more jacked than any human on earth.

A: "Wow, you've lost weight...!"
B: "Yeah, just conanwheeling at the gym these days."

conanwheel by whatisbestinlife July 28, 2009