Long beach hagfish ho 60 inch long skuttered on udd around wall she had ugly stick whauuup me.
I hang loose to redondo beach jump on waves. Mexicans don't eat hagfish....
I hang loose to redondo beach jump on waves. Mexicans don't eat hagfish....
by itichie_nocanpo July 6, 2006
When someone creates a fake profile on a dating site that is deliberately repulsive and offensive for the purpose of demonstrating that people are awful and no bar is too low.
Sally was hagfishing on Match.com as a Neo-nazi single mother with eight kids and a meth addiction. She got 127 messages in 24 hours!
by SlimeEelResearcher February 6, 2019
1. A jawless, slimy, bottom-dwelling fish that preys on dead animals by burrowing inside of them and eating out their insides.
2. A jawless, slimy-looking cock that eats women from the inside out.
2. A jawless, slimy-looking cock that eats women from the inside out.
1. Whoa, dude, i was just watching the discovery channel episode on hagfish. Those things are fucking creepy, man!
2. Jonny just ate Mary out with his hagfish again.
2. Jonny just ate Mary out with his hagfish again.
by Birdmaster300 May 3, 2009
When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish
by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag October 28, 2018
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