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To screw up even worse than expected...especially when people already assume you are going to screw up pretty badly.
I am a complete moron and people expected my invention not to work. However, I penged and not only did it not work, it blew up and killed an orphan in the process.
Penged by Johnny 1 Ball January 5, 2011
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Being caught off guard by a homosexual object or comment.
Person 1: What the fcuk is that?

2# Dude that’s a picture of Gareth!

1# Oh man I just got penged.

2# You got penged bigg man.
Penged by Mr Pacman June 14, 2010
Related Words
to be heavily under the influence of cannabis
dude im so penged.
Penged by G*R33N July 9, 2011
(Verb)
To get spooped by a penquin walking by your house at 3am.
Joe was Penged last night, he cried for hours on end.
Penged by rexian February 27, 2020
The act of stabbing your friend in the back while acting like a saint.
He didn't see it coming but he got penced by his closest friend.
Penced by Lonchbox January 6, 2021
a man who recieved a strap on dildo in the ass from a woman
Jake was pegged from behind by Jane.
pegged by Joe June 28, 2004

pengdorable 

This is word is not specific to any gender. A pengdorable person is a guy/ girl that is sooo peng but also still has a baby face making them peng and adorable (pengdorable). This is mostly used for males tho.
Oh my gosh did u say the new kid Nathan he is absolutely pengdorable.
pengdorable by Mnic 😇 October 23, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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