Pelter 

Somone who has made a mistake, or is funny or crazy

What an absolute pelter you are

Pelter by MojoCdawg January 16, 2019

Pelter Slug

The hard piece of turd that is preventing you from going number 2. It's that 2 inches of turd that is not allowing you take a shit in piece. Pushing to hard could cause Hemeroids.but just enough pressure to eject it would be the Pelter Slug.

I was so bunged up on the can yesterday, I took a breath, gave it a hard push and bang! The Pelter Slug blew out of my ass like a rocket. I finally dislodged that turd like a cork in a Prosecco bottle. After that it was smooth sailing.

Pelter Slug by GregfromtheCommittee April 4, 2026

Peter Rooter 

It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".

From an early Cheech & Chong routine.

"Tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea? Call Peter Rooter..."

Peter Rooter by Mr70Homers June 6, 2023

Peter Popper 

The human body part you are playing with as you listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, hosted by the man they call Ghost. Instead of talking to him you'd rather just sit there like a dumb little freakshow and do something that's better off after bedtime. It is occasionally referred to as a 'Pecker Shaft' as well. If you don't prepare your call in time, or if you take too long, then that means there is only one other thing you could be doing, and that would be playing with your peter popper, counting the dingleberries in your asscrack ya Helen Keller Deaf Mute.

"901 you're on the air."
"..."
"Nah, you're playing with your peter popper ya dumb deafmute. Next caller!"

Peter Popper by SoggyWetToast August 21, 2013

Peter Ruette 

Ruette is a man who is out of all, the most scariest out of all curse words.

Shit.
"GASP!"
Fuck.
"GASP!"
Peter Ruette.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

Peter Ruette by uwupug fada May 15, 2022

Peter Shulman 

1. An eccentric history teacher known for his characteristic stutter and for singing the "Rocky" theme song during class

2. Any person with lots of energy, but no way to express it

I..I..I'm, I'm P-Peter Shulman!

Peter Shulman by Tumma May 6, 2004

Peter Ruette 

to be funny

Adult: Shit
Children: gasp
Adult: fuck

Children: GASP
Adult: bitch

Children: GASP!
Adult: Peter Ruette
Children: AAAAAA

Peter Ruette by appointment November 12, 2020