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Definitions by appointment

goggle.com 

when you get a virus in the 2000's
Guy: Help
Guy 2: why?
Guy: i accidentally went to goggle.com instead of google.com and im doomed
goggle.com by appointment November 16, 2020

Peter Ruette 

Adult: Shit
Children: gasp
Adult: fuck

Children: GASP
Adult: bitch

Children: GASP!
Adult: Peter Ruette
Children: AAAAAA
Peter Ruette by appointment November 12, 2020

Kelly Clarkson 

A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met.
Guy: Are you married to somebody?
Guy 2: yes
Guy: Who?
Guy 2: Kelly Clarkson
Kelly Clarkson by appointment November 8, 2020

poothepai 

when u are not a pewd
Guy: Why dont you watch PewDiePie for the first time
Guy 2: poothepai? First time?
poothepai by appointment November 7, 2020
toilet
Toilet by appointment March 10, 2018