GregfromtheCommittee's definitions

Cervarian Hospice

A toilet paper bedding between the shaft of your penis and the porcelain toilet constructed of toilet paper. This function prevents the tip of you penis from touching the inside of the bowl. However only little pussys worry of such securities, hence the reference to a cervix. The Hospice brings the full term together by suggesting there are multiple locations available to rest between travels.

My dick is not touching the pail, I cushioned my junk with a Cervarian Hospice.

by GregfromtheCommittee October 3, 2025