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The hard piece of turd that is preventing you from going number 2. It's that 2 inches of turd that is not allowing you take a shit in piece. Pushing to hard could cause Hemeroids.but just enough pressure to eject it would be the Pelter Slug.
I was so bunged up on the can yesterday, I took a breath, gave it a hard push and bang! The Pelter Slug blew out of my ass like a rocket. I finally dislodged that turd like a cork in a Prosecco bottle. After that it was smooth sailing.
by GregfromtheCommittee April 4, 2026
Get the Pelter Slug mug.A "Unchi" translates from Japanese English as to Toyota poo (adult and child) in combination with "Valet". or more fitting "Butler" for starting your vehicle using your phone apl. Someone would use a Unchi Butler to warm up or cool a car during in inclement weather to ensure a more satisfying travel.
Before we head to the cottage I'll use the Unchi Butler so we are all set to leave when I'm done. Go load the car hunny, I'll be 10min. **Car shuts off in 10min, so your eco friendly too.
by GregfromtheCommittee January 29, 2026
Get the Unchi Butler mug.A toilet paper bedding between the shaft of your penis and the porcelain toilet constructed of toilet paper. This function prevents the tip of you penis from touching the inside of the bowl. However only little pussys worry of such securities, hence the reference to a cervix. The Hospice brings the full term together by suggesting there are multiple locations available to rest between travels.
by GregfromtheCommittee October 3, 2025
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