Definitions by GregfromtheCommittee
Scrubs Wad
When a hospital nurse has a luscious ass and her scrubs are riding hard like her bum is chowing down at a buffet and you just want to sink your teeth into it like a perfectly BBQ steak, that moment right there, that action would be enjoying a Scrubs Wad. Sorry no baked potatos here.
Remember that Nurse you wanted to tongue punch her asshole last week? I saw her again last night. Buddy, I wanted to smash that or at the very least sneak a Scrubs Wad in the back seat. I coild have bounced a quarter off that ass.
Scrubs Wad by GregfromtheCommittee May 1, 2026
Forsaken Korma
This is a close description of a
dried hemeroid that stretches out while your sitting on the toilet playing on your phone. You will feel a small pulse letting you he is there after prolonged sitting. Korma is the eggplant color and shape like little bastard that sits there waiting to taught you.
dried hemeroid that stretches out while your sitting on the toilet playing on your phone. You will feel a small pulse letting you he is there after prolonged sitting. Korma is the eggplant color and shape like little bastard that sits there waiting to taught you.
I was leveling up in Royal Match yesterday in the shitter. Out of nowhere, I felt this light stabbing pain. I knew right then that I need to get off the pot. That Forsaken Korma never let's you have a moment of joy.
Forsaken Korma by GregfromtheCommittee April 24, 2026
Forsaken Korma
This is a close description a dried hemeroid that stretches out while your sitting on thr toilet playing on your phone. You will feel a small pulse letting you he is there after prolonged sitting. Korma is the eggplant color and shape like little bastard that sits there waiting to taught you.
I was leveling up in Royal Match yesterday in the shitter. Out of nowhere, I felt this light stabbing pain. I knew right then that I need to get off the pot. That Forsaken Korma never let's you have a moment of joy.
Forsaken Korma by GregfromtheCommittee April 24, 2026
Pelter Slug
The hard piece of turd that is preventing you from going number 2. It's that 2 inches of turd that is not allowing you take a shit in piece. Pushing to hard could cause Hemeroids.but just enough pressure to eject it would be the Pelter Slug.
I was so bunged up on the can yesterday, I took a breath, gave it a hard push and bang! The Pelter Slug blew out of my ass like a rocket. I finally dislodged that turd like a cork in a Prosecco bottle. After that it was smooth sailing.
Pelter Slug by GregfromtheCommittee April 4, 2026
Unchi Butler
A "Unchi" translates from Japanese English as to Toyota poo (adult and child) in combination with "Valet". or more fitting "Butler" for starting your vehicle using your phone apl. Someone would use a Unchi Butler to warm up or cool a car during in inclement weather to ensure a more satisfying travel.
Before we head to the cottage I'll use the Unchi Butler so we are all set to leave when I'm done. Go load the car hunny, I'll be 10min. **Car shuts off in 10min, so your eco friendly too.
Unchi Butler by GregfromtheCommittee January 29, 2026
Cervarian Hospice
A toilet paper bedding between the shaft of your penis and the porcelain toilet constructed of toilet paper. This function prevents the tip of you penis from touching the inside of the bowl. However only little pussys worry of such securities, hence the reference to a cervix. The Hospice brings the full term together by suggesting there are multiple locations available to rest between travels.
Cervarian Hospice by GregfromtheCommittee October 3, 2025