Pelous

Men who are descendants of sex gods. Also related to Aphrodites.

Pelous's have the will to go round after round as if it were the first round.

by Pelous April 23, 2011

Plous

The only word that matters. Stemming from a most holy individual and commanding utmost respect, plous is interchangeable with bogue - and, on occasion, croak - and is simultaneously a noun, adjective, and verb. The connotation of plous depends entirely on its context, and the manner in which it is said. Plousing, to plous, to be ploused, I ploused, you ploused, he's a plous, she's a plous, that's a plous, they're a plous, I ploused her, they ploused me, I've been ploused, the weather is plousing, let's get ploused, stop plousing; although not an exhaustive list, each of these uses could indicate an infinitely wide variety of meanings.

The consumption of alcohol is, far and away, the most common catalyst for plous's usage. Utterances of plous scale linearly with beers shotgunned, and die tossed. Upon committing a booze-related error / blacking out, one is said to have taken a one-way trip to the House of Plous, Plousville, or The PlousHouse. More often than not, however, a negatively-connoted evening is simply referred to as "a plous", or that the individual involved "ploused".

The word should be used often and without restraint. Plous remains fodder for Instagram captions, comments, and bios. Conceptually, plous holds a metaphysical bond to Coors Light, Hamilton College, off-brand nicotine devices, 8-by-4 ft. plywood tables, Vyvanse, sun hats, Deep Eddy, pass / fail courses, and AliExpress basketball jerseys. Plous cannot be overused.

Person 1: I've had seventeen beers.
Person 2: Buzzteen. Stop plousing.

Person 1: I ploused last night.
Person 2: Who?

Person 1: I'm a walking plous.
Person 2: Aren't we all.

by bundy behemoth May 12, 2021

Plous

A term that has many connotations ranging from being a raging idiot, messing up an imperative task, or committing a deadly act of intercourse. Derived from a legendary figure.

A young neophyte proceeded on the walk of shame down to Bundy East after returning from a long session of plous in a freshman dormitory.

by Saucy Schween April 18, 2021

Pelosi Doctrine

opposing the impeachment of a corrupt president in order to weaken the president's party in an upcoming election

There are many reasons why George W Bush deserved to be impeached, his outrageous abuses of power,illegal warrantless wire taps (some of these were U.S. soldiers in Iraq calling home to their families), extraordinary renditions, torturing P.O.W.s etc. In the 2006 election voters soundly rejected the radical Bush agenda, but when Nancy Pelosi became Speaker Of The House she said impeachment was off the table. Keeping Bush in office severely weakened the Republican party and helped the Democrats win the White House and gain seats in Congress in the 2008 election. This is the Pelosi Doctrine.

by Michael_Hunt December 16, 2008

Pelosi It

The act of destroying or shredding a document.

Seller: “We received your payment today. You already paid your bill this month, so there isn’t anything due. What do you want us to do with the check?”

Customer: “Thanks for letting me know...just Pelosi it.”

by imakeeper14 February 5, 2020

De pelos

De pelos is Mexican Spanish for cool, sweet, awesome. It is not as rude as "chingon" and sounds better than "chido" , so it can be used by good little boys. Obviously, it is not used often nowadays.

"¡We, tu nueva moto esta de pelos!" ("Dude, your new bike is awesome!")

by DrakeParker July 4, 2010

to get peloused

To be interested with a girl only to realize afterwards that she is a lesbian.

-"his crush was a lesbien afterall"
-"Oh no ! he just got peloused!!"
( to get peloused)

by lawn27 June 15, 2021