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Pelosi’d

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When you screw someone over by acting like you care about them but you really are a selfish bitch.
Ahhh man I totally got pelosi’d by my ex girlfriend.
by Bdash22 December 9, 2020
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Pelosi’d

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To deny someone something they need, purely so you can capitalize on that need to make someone else look bad. This was coined during the second round of stimulus checks during 2020, where House Speaker Nancy Pelosi sat on the second stimulus checks for 8 months, to insure it hurt President Trump’s re-election efforts.
The drug companies totally Pelosi’d that vaccine, so they could drive up the costs while blaming it all on regulations.
by Mess-maker January 18, 2021
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opposing the impeachment of a corrupt president in order to weaken the president's party in an upcoming election
There are many reasons why George W Bush deserved to be impeached, his outrageous abuses of power,illegal warrantless wire taps (some of these were U.S. soldiers in Iraq calling home to their families), extraordinary renditions, torturing P.O.W.s etc. In the 2006 election voters soundly rejected the radical Bush agenda, but when Nancy Pelosi became Speaker Of The House she said impeachment was off the table. Keeping Bush in office severely weakened the Republican party and helped the Democrats win the White House and gain seats in Congress in the 2008 election. This is the Pelosi Doctrine.
by Michael_Hunt December 16, 2008
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The acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the statements -- nay -- the very existence of Nancy Pelosi.
Person A: "I may not agree with everything Nancy Pelosi says, but that domestic policy agenda she supports seems pretty good, doesn't it?"

Person B: "What?! Queen Pelossshhi?! She's bad for America! She's drunk on power! She supports corrupt politicians! She's a defeat-o-crat! Have you seen her nose? She's an obstructionist! Limiting debate on bills was proper THEN, but NOW it's just hateful partisanship! Did you see how she didn't stand during the SOTU address? She hates our troops! Forget about the minimum wage, health care, jobs... I don't need any of those! They're just tricks to help the terrorists win!"

Person A: "Wow, you have a serious case of Pelosi Derangement Syndrome."
by jmeckler- December 12, 2008
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Dirty pelosi

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When your husband kicks out his gay lover after husband gets an ass full of cum, saving it for his wife to lick him clean before he drinks a Bloody Mary from nancy’s pussy
Nancy just gave her husband a dirty pelosi .
by Ruggedman665 October 30, 2023
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Pelosid

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Accusing someone of a Lie
Dude got Pelosid and lost his job!
by DeserTynker January 15, 2021
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De pelos

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De pelos is Mexican Spanish for cool, sweet, awesome. It is not as rude as "chingon" and sounds better than "chido" , so it can be used by good little boys. Obviously, it is not used often nowadays.
"¡We, tu nueva moto esta de pelos!" ("Dude, your new bike is awesome!")
by DrakeParker July 4, 2010
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