A person who is EXTREMELY sexually attracted to people only for their amazing hair, often times, but not always, rejecting all other qualities about another person, solely to be with that other person's hair.

Jim- Hey, Terry, how could you even like that girl!?!?! Her parents are crazy, she lives in a septic tank, and she's gotta weigh at LEAST half a ton!
Terry- She's got great hair!
Jim- That's it... great hair?
Terry- Yeah, man... I'm a pelosexual, the hair is all I care...

Pelosexual by pelosexualsanonymous June 17, 2009

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Pelous

Men who are descendants of sex gods. Also related to Aphrodites.

Pelous's have the will to go round after round as if it were the first round.

Pelous by Pelous April 23, 2011

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Plouse

descriptive term used amongst males that can serve as a noun, pronoun, or verb: the perfect word

Look at those saggy plouses. Check out that plouse. Plouse right. Did you finger her plousehole? You were so ploused last night. No Plouse!

Plouse by Jones Ortiz July 15, 2009

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Plouse

Place / house

Come over to my plouse!

Plouse by Nif3 October 9, 2020

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