The latest insult in the your mom gay series, if used against you, will instantly destroy you and your family and curses your children and descendants. Used to counter the latest
John: your mom gay
Tim: your dad lesbian
John: your granny tranny
Tim: your grandpap a trap John: your sister a mister
Tim: your brother a mother
John: your niece obese
Tim: your nephew undress you
John: your family treeLGBT Tim: your ancestors were investors
John: your descendants rape defendants
Tim: *dies in the most painful and slow way possible along with his extended family and their bodies are erased from existence*
A comeback so bad that it can erase any being from existence with a single use. It is primarily used by North Korea as their trump card (get it?).
Matt: your mom gay Joe: your granny tranny Matt: your ancestors incestors
Joe: 'your descendants peasants'
*Matt slowly starts dying due to external and internal damage and his soul is taken to the depths of the Underworld where Hades assigns a special punishment whereby his soul will be razed by the Three Furies for eternity.*
A umbrella term for non-transgender and non-transsexual person who has ancestry of transgender and transsexual people. They have first appeared before the 21st century.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*