A portmanteau of Pederast and pedal, this describes a subset of the genus MAMIL.
The Pedalrast is an elderly lycra-clad male commonly found atop expensive racing bicycles. In this case, however, not only does he cruise the English countryside in shorts so tight every wrinkle on his aged scrotum is visible, he also stops in small market towns to enjoy an artisansal coffee and ostensibly take in the Georgian architecture.
This provides cover for soliciting the attention of pre-adolescent boys before whom he parades his doughy figure, convincing himself as he does so that he's remarkably well preserved for a man of his age.
Essentially a sex offender on two wheels, he should be run over on sight.
If like me you're generally averse to violence, console yourself that the sound of crunching carbon fibre heralds another boy's unmolested transition to adulthood.
The Pedalrast is an elderly lycra-clad male commonly found atop expensive racing bicycles. In this case, however, not only does he cruise the English countryside in shorts so tight every wrinkle on his aged scrotum is visible, he also stops in small market towns to enjoy an artisansal coffee and ostensibly take in the Georgian architecture.
This provides cover for soliciting the attention of pre-adolescent boys before whom he parades his doughy figure, convincing himself as he does so that he's remarkably well preserved for a man of his age.
Essentially a sex offender on two wheels, he should be run over on sight.
If like me you're generally averse to violence, console yourself that the sound of crunching carbon fibre heralds another boy's unmolested transition to adulthood.
"Oh god Derek, there's a pack of pedalrasts approaching. Whatever drives them to display their wares thus?"
"Oh, I don't know about that Susan. The chap at their head looks remarkably well preserved for a man born in 1899".
"Oh, I don't know about that Susan. The chap at their head looks remarkably well preserved for a man born in 1899".
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Get the Pedalrast mug.A man who engages in sexual activity with a boy or youth; a man who is engaged in an erotic relationship with an adolescent boy; a practitioner of pederasty.
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In Russian: One who loves/forced to get
penetrated (fucked) from behind.
In slang: Pidaras
in short: Pidar
penetrated (fucked) from behind.
In slang: Pidaras
in short: Pidar
by stasgu April 18, 2005
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sheet and one hanging off the edge of the bed.
sheet and one hanging off the edge of the bed.
As I lay in the sweltering heat of summer, I let my leg fall over the side of the bed to reach pedaeration.
by Guesty-Persony-Thingy September 24, 2007
Get the pedaeration mug.A pederast stache refers to creepy moustaches often worn by pederasts. Now, it is important to make a distinction here: Pederasty refers to actual, physical relations of a sexual nature between a grown man and an adolescent boy. Pedophilia simply refers to love of adolescent children. Getting a mental picture? Good.
While somebody may have a pederast (super fucking creepy) stache, that doesn't necessarily mean they are a pederast, but the chances of them being a pederast may be a little higher.
While somebody may have a pederast (super fucking creepy) stache, that doesn't necessarily mean they are a pederast, but the chances of them being a pederast may be a little higher.
Brent- "Wow did you see the pederast stache on that guy?"
Tom- "How could I miss it? It looked like a dead ferret stuck to his upper lip."
Tom- "How could I miss it? It looked like a dead ferret stuck to his upper lip."
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Get the pederastifarian mug.When you're walking in Portland, watch out for pedalestrians on the sidewalks or you will get run over.
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