29 definitions by Roth Vantage

1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit
Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder
by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014
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After a fucked up bender, just pop a couple of Val Kilmers before bed, and you'll wake up fit as a fiddle
by Roth Vantage November 24, 2016
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A guy (occasionally a woman) who regularly drinks alcohol in public parks. Often seen in small groups sitting on a park bench, holding a 40 wrapped in a paper bag. May or may not be homeless.
I was jogging at the park today when I saw a bunch of park drinkers get in a fight.
by Roth Vantage December 6, 2015
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I woke up hungover as hell and made myself a Johnny Carson.
by Roth Vantage October 21, 2017
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Etymology: White version of Will Smith

Definition: A wigger who sticks out like a sore thumb near any actual black people

Synonyms: white boy, cracker, fag, punk-ass bitch
Bill Smith is moving with his auntie and uncle in Bel Air... But wait, he already lives there!
by Roth Vantage November 10, 2014
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1. To masturbate
2. To procrastinate; waste time; do nothing

Synonyms: jerk off
What are you gonna do, play with your prick for another 30 years?
by Roth Vantage October 26, 2014
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When you ejaculate so hard during sex that the semen shoots through the condom and impregnates the woman.

An allusion to the killing of Vicki Weaver when the bullet went through the door (a barrier) and hit her, during the Ruby Ridge incident.
I did a Ruby Ridge on Brenda, so now I gotta pay child support. Dammit.
by Roth Vantage April 16, 2016
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