29 definitions by Roth Vantage

After a fucked up bender, just pop a couple of Val Kilmers before bed, and you'll wake up fit as a fiddle
by Roth Vantage November 24, 2016
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1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit
Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder
by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014
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A haircut with really long bangs reaching the eyes, like a thick bowl cut, but with long hair in the back and sides.
Nice to see Dee-Dee is sporting a Cousin Itt again.
by Roth Vantage January 4, 2017
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Two pieces of bread strapped together. For when you're too poor for a Manwich.
Sometimes in the daytimes, I dream of a Manwich
But all I'm really eating is an oxygen sandwich
by Roth Vantage February 23, 2020
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I woke up hungover as hell and made myself a Johnny Carson.
by Roth Vantage October 21, 2017
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v. perform cunnilingus.

Named for serial killer Arthur Shawcross, who ate the vagina of some of his victims.
I went down on Beverly and shawcrossed her all night.
by Roth Vantage October 8, 2015
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A guy (occasionally a woman) who regularly drinks alcohol in public parks. Often seen in small groups sitting on a park bench, holding a 40 wrapped in a paper bag. May or may not be homeless.
I was jogging at the park today when I saw a bunch of park drinkers get in a fight.
by Roth Vantage December 6, 2015
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