The act of sticking a broomstick up your ass and then running around with it while holding your erect cock with both of your hands.
For extra points, urinate profusely while doing it.
Look, Larry's doing a Hairy Potter again!
Masturbation
-...Jack pleasure?
-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...
Whiskey with an Alka-Seltzer in it.
I woke up hungover as hell and made myself a Johnny Carson.
A blanket term for or embodiment of alcohol abuse, as in 'the dreaded bottle'. When a person 'turns to the bottle', the person will abuse alcohol to forget his or her problems.
The bottle is my only friend.
A man who engages in sexual activity with a boy or youth; a man who is engaged in an erotic relationship with an adolescent boy; a practitioner of pederasty.
A: What's a pederast, Walter?
B: Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Creepy-looking glasses worn by sexual deviants and other types of undesirables, typically characterized as double-bridged with large, shiny lenses and steel frames, often modeled as aviator eyeglasses. Most wearers of these glasses should be avoided at all costs.
Watch out for any man characterized by the following:
1. Disheveled hair
2. Unkempt stubble and/or moustache
3. Tan windbreaker
4. Pedoglasses
1. Parody of
PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave
shit
Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder
Buy a
post-toilet shit disorder
mug!
