Sarcastic-passive agressive-constructive criticism. The noninvasive practice of facetiously isulting your personal belief system, religion, or suggesting an upgrade.
"I think it would be more beneficial to you, in more ways than none, to be better than you are..." parcasticism
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.