A man who engages in sexual activity with a boy or youth; a man who is engaged in an erotic relationship with an adolescent boy; a practitioner of pederasty.

A: What's a pederast, Walter?
B: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

pederast by Roth Vantage December 31, 2020

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pedestalitis

When you keep on putting girls on the pedestal.

You keep on idealizing girls - you have pedestalitis.

pedestalitis by Gesamtpaket October 14, 2013

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on a pedestal

To greatly value someone or something, esp. a romantic interest, above all others.

She likes Jon, but she has Chris on a pedestal. Jon doesn't have a chance.

on a pedestal by Sean Kennedy September 9, 2005

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Pedastache

NOUN; A thick mustache belonging to an individual who is either a pedaphile or looks like a pedaphile. This mustache is the only facial hair present on the individual. Sometimes mistaken for a "Pornstache."

That guy with the pedastache staring at those children is scaring me.

Pedastache by WM Kolston November 1, 2010

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pedestal girl

A girl that you have a secret obsession over for insane beauty, a deeply spiritual soul, and all around absolute perfection. You discreetly stalk her, but you may never say more than a bashful "hi." Due to these contributing factors this person is slowly built up on a pedestal. Your mind will lead you to believe this already flawless girl has built up the embodiment of perfection. You must keep in mind, you are allowed one and only one pedestal girl at a time.

Me: "Dude, I can't talk to this girl from the third floor!" Friend: "Why?" Me: "She is a total pedestal girl."

pedestal girl by Peter Smalls September 17, 2013

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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