Definitions by Shamaniac

Purripheral vision 

When everywhere you look there are cats.

When he walked into the cat lady's house, there were contented cats lying about on every surface. He felt like he had purripheral vision.

Purripheral vision by Shamaniac August 15, 2019

clairbouyant 

Spiritual insight that comes while swimming.

Swimming always brings me closer to my higher power, so I must be clairbouyant.

clairbouyant by Shamaniac February 23, 2019

Talk sick 

When listening to someone makes you ill.

I am so talk sick after listening to the president prattle on and on about nothing.

Talk sick by Shamaniac January 25, 2019

Funectomy 

When all of the fun has been taken from life.

After my breakup with Peanut and losing my dearest turtle, Fenwick, I felt like a cosmic surgeon just given my life a funectomy.

Funectomy by Shamaniac July 31, 2018

puropean 

Having 100% European ancestry.

Hey, I just got my DNA test back. I was kind of hoping for something a bit exotic in the mix, but I am Puropean. Completely white bread, man.

puropean by Shamaniac June 23, 2018

Grumpany

The company of people in a grumpy mood.

Grumpy people that you are forced to be around.

"Oh, dude, you would not believe how hard it was too hang out with those guys after they lost the game. Some seriously low spirits there, bro. They were some bad grumpany."

Grumpany by Shamaniac June 16, 2018

Pedalestrian 

A person who rides their bicycles on sidewalks.

When you're walking in Portland, watch out for pedalestrians on the sidewalks or you will get run over.

Pedalestrian by Shamaniac September 6, 2017