Pedalestrian

A person who rides their bicycles on sidewalks.

When you're walking in Portland, watch out for pedalestrians on the sidewalks or you will get run over.

by Shamaniac September 07, 2017

Purripheral vision

When everywhere you look there are cats.

When he walked into the cat lady's house, there were contented cats lying about on every surface. He felt like he had purripheral vision.

by Shamaniac August 16, 2019

puropean

Having 100% European ancestry.

Hey, I just got my DNA test back. I was kind of hoping for something a bit exotic in the mix, but I am Puropean. Completely white bread, man.

by Shamaniac June 23, 2018

Talk sick

When listening to someone makes you ill.

I am so talk sick after listening to the president prattle on and on about nothing.

by Shamaniac January 25, 2019

Grumpany

The company of people in a grumpy mood.

Grumpy people that you are forced to be around.

"Oh, dude, you would not believe how hard it was too hang out with those guys after they lost the game. Some seriously low spirits there, bro. They were some bad grumpany."

by Shamaniac June 13, 2018

clairbouyant

Spiritual insight that comes while swimming.

Swimming always brings me closer to my higher power, so I must be clairbouyant.

by Shamaniac February 24, 2019

Funectomy

When all of the fun has been taken from life.

After my breakup with Peanut and losing my dearest turtle, Fenwick, I felt like a cosmic surgeon just given my life a funectomy.

by Shamaniac July 31, 2018