Ped-ahl'-stree-an. A bicyclist who prefers bike paths and purposely avoids riding on the street among motorized traffic - sort of in between a street bicyclist and a pedestrian. Pedalstrians generally seek the bucolic aesthetics of bike paths, the safer biking they afford, or both.
I became a dedicated pedalstrian after having been clipped by an inebriated motorist a couple years ago.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'