19 definitions by ShaneWood

a modest proposal

A Modest Proposal is when somebody suggests that eating babies might not be such a bad idea. This is taken from the satirical book of the same name written by Jonathan Swift in 1729. He frankly suggested that poor people ought to sell their children as food to the upper class in order to stimulate the economy and bring Ireland out of a sort of depression. Here's an excerpt: "A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragoust."

Jane- "That infant child looks delicious. I think we should eat him."

John- "That sounds like a modest proposal to me."

by ShaneWood January 12, 2012

roaster bowl

A roaster bowl is a bowl of weed that you pick out of the ashtray. Usually when you cash a bowl there is still a little bit at the very bottom that isn't burned so you end up with a bunch of roughly pea-sized charred nuggets that can be smoked in times of famine.

"Damn I burned through that whole bag last night. I'll have to scrounge up a roaster bowl."

by ShaneWood January 08, 2012

sac king

Somebody with huge balls. Its play on the nickname for the Sacramento Kings basketball team.

Josh's balls are so big that they're starting to wear a hole in the crotch of his jeans. He's more of a sac king than Spud Webb.

by ShaneWood January 12, 2012

pitbull on crack

A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, Jägermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."

Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"

Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."

by ShaneWood January 12, 2012

marky-mark

Verb. The act of taking a drink of some foul-tasting, usually very high-proof liquor without making any facial expressions that would indicate that it does in fact taste horrible. This is a reference to the fact the Mark Wahlberg often says extremely stupid shit with a very serious face.

Me- "Damn did you see that guy just marky-mark that shot of 151?!"

Brent- "That's one stern motherfucker."

by ShaneWood January 12, 2012

pederast stache

A pederast stache refers to creepy moustaches often worn by pederasts. Now, it is important to make a distinction here: Pederasty refers to actual, physical relations of a sexual nature between a grown man and an adolescent boy. Pedophilia simply refers to love of adolescent children. Getting a mental picture? Good.

While somebody may have a pederast (super fucking creepy) stache, that doesn't necessarily mean they are a pederast, but the chances of them being a pederast may be a little higher.

Brent- "Wow did you see the pederast stache on that guy?"

Tom- "How could I miss it? It looked like a dead ferret stuck to his upper lip."

by ShaneWood January 12, 2012

northos

General term for the shitty weed you will find in north Omaha. Usually more brown than green and about 15-25 bucks for a quarter. Its not bricked up or anything but its still just as shitty as most brick weed.

"Man I can't find any danks anywhere. Let's go to my homie's on 13th and Ames and snag some northos."

by ShaneWood January 07, 2012