PECT

Acronym for Personal Email, Company Time. Refers to the practice of sending and receiving personal email while on the clock.

I didn't have much to do at work today, so I spent the afternoon PECTing with Greg.

PECT by itoldyouiwasfreaky April 23, 2011

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Pect

This peculiar adverb adds a gentle, yet subtle stink to any conversation. It’s indirect reference to advanced Lexicon leaves most receipents baffled by its complexities, thus only to be used by two distant relatives to the Adams family tree.

Steven said that Jakes bench press form was burpPect. Jake immediately drops the barbell due to a tremor in his upper lip, causing him to laugh uncontrollably.

Pect by Uncle Pecter January 29, 2019

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Pectoralysis

Loss of pectoral muscle function and range of motion. Most commonly caused by excessive chest exercises in a workout.

Side effects include: Slowed Upper body movement speed, Soreness, Acute desire to stretch chest area, Chronic probing of chest.

Chronic Pectoralysis leads to: Enhanced Breast size, Rounding of breasts, Increased bench press, Enhanced Peacocking ablility

Exercises known to cause Pectoralysis:
-Bench Press
-Chest Flys
-Incline/Decline Bench Press
-Pec Deck
-Multiple Varriations of Push Ups (medicine ball, One handed, Bosu Walkovers, Etc..)

-I did the P-90X chest/Back workout and I had Pectoralysis for a week!

-Hey man did you get Pectoralysis from Mondays workout?

-Sorry Coach I cant do push ups today, I have a severe case of Pectoralysis.

Pectoralysis by Bobby Blueberry July 14, 2011

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Pectum

The area between the penis and the rectum (or anus).

As my bicycle came back to earth after my kick-ass jump, I couldn't get my butt back onto the seat and totally smashed my pectum on the crossbar. Ouch.

Pectum by stu513 October 9, 2009