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pectorials

a word screamed by a sylbieerras she forcefully grabs at the chest of an unconsenting male. this is often done in surprise, making a man scream
Sylbieerr: PECTORIALS!!!
Random assault victim: AAAGH!!!
pectorials by Erriott July 29, 2006
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pectorials

also known as "pecs" on a guy (most probably wearing a wifebeater) with rippling muscles
[hott guy with muscles enters the room]
settit: "hey rachelle-pectorials up in here!!"
rachelle: damn !!
pectorials by Settit July 1, 2006

Pectoralysis 

Loss of pectoral muscle function and range of motion. Most commonly caused by excessive chest exercises in a workout.

Side effects include: Slowed Upper body movement speed, Soreness, Acute desire to stretch chest area, Chronic probing of chest.

Chronic Pectoralysis leads to: Enhanced Breast size, Rounding of breasts, Increased bench press, Enhanced Peacocking ablility

Exercises known to cause Pectoralysis:
-Bench Press
-Chest Flys
-Incline/Decline Bench Press
-Pec Deck
-Multiple Varriations of Push Ups (medicine ball, One handed, Bosu Walkovers, Etc..)
-I did the P-90X chest/Back workout and I had Pectoralysis for a week!

-Hey man did you get Pectoralysis from Mondays workout?

-Sorry Coach I cant do push ups today, I have a severe case of Pectoralysis.
Pectoralysis by Bobby Blueberry July 14, 2011

Petorials 

1.) Square pectorials that resemble something off the Wendy's value meal. Petorials tend to be groomed and tanned with oil but it is not uncommon to find ungroomed and oiled up burger pecs.

Pronounced - Pete-or-ials
Example 1.) Damn, did you see that guy over there? He has some greasy ass petorials. Reminded me of a burger I had the other day.
Petorials by mdk_dl March 24, 2010

Pictorial Fisting 

When a person sends someone a picture or other image or video with the intent of mocking them or showing the recipient they have something better or something the other person wishes they had or could have.
Sarah, remember that big beautiful house you showed me online and said you would love to own…well I bought it!

Sarah: Thanks for that pictorial fisting, you Dick!
Pictorial Fisting by DTrackMan January 26, 2022

Nutrium Pictorial Postalysis 

The uncontrollable and mind numbingly stupid need to photograph and post your food on social media.
Have you seen Kelly's Instagram page? She totally has Nutrium Pictorial Postalysis.

vagina pectoris 

deep intermammary cleavage used as a vagina by someone wanting to schtupp his girlfriend but not actually penetrate her
coitus interruptus is fine if you really haven't released anything...vagina pectoris is a lot safer...i mean, who ever got a girl pregnant by squirting her boobs?
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