Pectoralysis 

Loss of pectoral muscle function and range of motion. Most commonly caused by excessive chest exercises in a workout.

Side effects include: Slowed Upper body movement speed, Soreness, Acute desire to stretch chest area, Chronic probing of chest.

Chronic Pectoralysis leads to: Enhanced Breast size, Rounding of breasts, Increased bench press, Enhanced Peacocking ablility

Exercises known to cause Pectoralysis:
-Bench Press
-Chest Flys
-Incline/Decline Bench Press
-Pec Deck
-Multiple Varriations of Push Ups (medicine ball, One handed, Bosu Walkovers, Etc..)

-I did the P-90X chest/Back workout and I had Pectoralysis for a week!

-Hey man did you get Pectoralysis from Mondays workout?

-Sorry Coach I cant do push ups today, I have a severe case of Pectoralysis.

Pectoralysis by Bobby Blueberry July 14, 2011

Petralysis

The inability to move as a result of a pet having made a comfortable spot on or against one's body.

Also sometimes colloquially called "pet-lock", from the stoner's term, "couch-lock".

I need to pee so bad right now, but I have petralysis: my cat has been sleeping on my lap for hours.

Petralysis by Tesla Bumper Car February 22, 2011

Pectoralis 

A Pectoralis is someone who isn't afraid of fire, animals, gravity, water, diseases and everything else that could harm you. He is also very good when it comes to daily-routine-task like making a fire, repairing literally everything bare handed and avoiding not to get killed. Pectoralis' s somehow manage to be very kind although they eat J's, Danger and Violence for breakfast. We don't know everything about the Pectoralis but one thing is sure: If you have a Pectoralis as a enemy than better pack your goddamn things and start crying till its over because don't you dare think you can escape from this massive alpha-male.

Pia: Hey where is Pectoralis?
Denny: I dunno, Pectoralis said he would be here in 15 Minutes.
Danyal: Don't worry Pectoralis is probably smoking his spliff right now...

Pectoralis by SirSatsukai November 3, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022