Pectoralysis 

Loss of pectoral muscle function and range of motion. Most commonly caused by excessive chest exercises in a workout.

Side effects include: Slowed Upper body movement speed, Soreness, Acute desire to stretch chest area, Chronic probing of chest.

Chronic Pectoralysis leads to: Enhanced Breast size, Rounding of breasts, Increased bench press, Enhanced Peacocking ablility

Exercises known to cause Pectoralysis:
-Bench Press
-Chest Flys
-Incline/Decline Bench Press
-Pec Deck
-Multiple Varriations of Push Ups (medicine ball, One handed, Bosu Walkovers, Etc..)

-I did the P-90X chest/Back workout and I had Pectoralysis for a week!

-Hey man did you get Pectoralysis from Mondays workout?

-Sorry Coach I cant do push ups today, I have a severe case of Pectoralysis.

Pectoralysis by Bobby Blueberry July 14, 2011

Petralysis

The inability to move as a result of a pet having made a comfortable spot on or against one's body.

Also sometimes colloquially called "pet-lock", from the stoner's term, "couch-lock".

I need to pee so bad right now, but I have petralysis: my cat has been sleeping on my lap for hours.

Petralysis by Tesla Bumper Car February 22, 2011

Pectoralis 

A Pectoralis is someone who isn't afraid of fire, animals, gravity, water, diseases and everything else that could harm you. He is also very good when it comes to daily-routine-task like making a fire, repairing literally everything bare handed and avoiding not to get killed. Pectoralis' s somehow manage to be very kind although they eat J's, Danger and Violence for breakfast. We don't know everything about the Pectoralis but one thing is sure: If you have a Pectoralis as a enemy than better pack your goddamn things and start crying till its over because don't you dare think you can escape from this massive alpha-male.

Pia: Hey where is Pectoralis?
Denny: I dunno, Pectoralis said he would be here in 15 Minutes.
Danyal: Don't worry Pectoralis is probably smoking his spliff right now...

Pectoralis by SirSatsukai November 3, 2017