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pelching
Pelching (or to pelch) is an unfortunate side affect of people who have failed to mature mentally. It is the act of trying to reverse actions taken in a game done by one who cannot fathom the concepts of losing or fair play.
Sylvia: Knight to queen's rook.
Andy: Hey, I didn't see that or I wouldn't have moved my pawn. Give me back by rook.
Sylvia: Hey, no pelching!
Andy: Hey, I didn't see that or I wouldn't have moved my pawn. Give me back by rook.
Sylvia: Hey, no pelching!
pelching by Nibble-Tastic May 25, 2020
Petchild
Petchild by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016
pucchiacha
"Have that one, call that one, Pucchiac' - if she's from Brooklyn..." (Christopher Moltisanti, The Sopranos)
pucchiacha by jgeoff March 10, 2004
perchide
Perchide (verb): to create a word to fit a description or to create a description with which to define a word. Perchiding can stand for the creation of anything, however, and is not limited to words or definitions.
Verb (common form):
(Future tense) Will Perchide
(Present tense) To Perchide
(Past tense) Have Perchud
Noun:
Perchidation - anything that has been perchud
Adjective:
Perchidant - of any relation to a perchidation
Verb (common form):
(Future tense) Will Perchide
(Present tense) To Perchide
(Past tense) Have Perchud
Noun:
Perchidation - anything that has been perchud
Adjective:
Perchidant - of any relation to a perchidation
Running on only two hours of sleep, he still managed to perchide the rough draft before the deadline.
perchide by Ian Rahman November 14, 2007
perchild
An extremely politically correct variant of "person" introduced as an alternative to the use of "perdaughter" to appease women and because "person and/or perdaughter and/or other" is both cumbersome and offensive to the non-binary.
Person A: Honey, the postman just delivered the mail.
Perchild B: Two years ago we were told that the proper term is "postperson" because it was determined that the "postman" is offensive to women. Last year regulators realized that "person" is offencive to daughters so now must use "postperchild" otherwise we won't get any mail.
Person A: May I refer to him as Fred.
Perchild B: No. That is offensive to all people not named Fred.
Person A: But his name is Fred.
Perchild B: That's irrelevant. And, if you ever call me "honey" again I'm going to divorce you.
Perchild B: Two years ago we were told that the proper term is "postperson" because it was determined that the "postman" is offensive to women. Last year regulators realized that "person" is offencive to daughters so now must use "postperchild" otherwise we won't get any mail.
Person A: May I refer to him as Fred.
Perchild B: No. That is offensive to all people not named Fred.
Person A: But his name is Fred.
Perchild B: That's irrelevant. And, if you ever call me "honey" again I'm going to divorce you.
perchild by Len Bakerloo January 8, 2019
Peachie
1. adj. To brighten up someone's day effortlessly
2. n. An avid and curious explorer, a free bird, a woman with a man's sense of adventure and direction.
3. n. A family and friend oriented social animal, complete with dualistic features such as looks like a woman but acts like a man, has a laughter that breaks normal decibel levels, has an infectious smile, is simply awesome company due both simplicity and complexity. Has extremely nocturnal behavior; goes home at wee hours after hours of dancing, and takes to the morning pretty slow.
4. n. a Disney Princess; has weird but alluring tendencies to break into song. WARNING: Animals near you may exhibit strange behavior as well.
2. n. An avid and curious explorer, a free bird, a woman with a man's sense of adventure and direction.
3. n. A family and friend oriented social animal, complete with dualistic features such as looks like a woman but acts like a man, has a laughter that breaks normal decibel levels, has an infectious smile, is simply awesome company due both simplicity and complexity. Has extremely nocturnal behavior; goes home at wee hours after hours of dancing, and takes to the morning pretty slow.
4. n. a Disney Princess; has weird but alluring tendencies to break into song. WARNING: Animals near you may exhibit strange behavior as well.
Peachie by El Gunslinger May 3, 2009
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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