perchild

An extremely politically correct variant of "person" introduced as an alternative to the use of "perdaughter" to appease women and because "person and/or perdaughter and/or other" is both cumbersome and offensive to the non-binary.

Person A: Honey, the postman just delivered the mail.

Perchild B: Two years ago we were told that the proper term is "postperson" because it was determined that the "postman" is offensive to women. Last year regulators realized that "person" is offencive to daughters so now must use "postperchild" otherwise we won't get any mail.

Person A: May I refer to him as Fred.

Perchild B: No. That is offensive to all people not named Fred.

Person A: But his name is Fred.

Perchild B: That's irrelevant. And, if you ever call me "honey" again I'm going to divorce you.

by Len Bakerloo January 8, 2019

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Petchild

A pet treated as a human child.

Here, puppy, momma wants to go to bad my petchild!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

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perchide

Perchide (verb): to create a word to fit a description or to create a description with which to define a word. Perchiding can stand for the creation of anything, however, and is not limited to words or definitions.

Verb (common form):
(Future tense) Will Perchide
(Present tense) To Perchide
(Past tense) Have Perchud

Noun:
Perchidation - anything that has been perchud

Adjective:
Perchidant - of any relation to a perchidation

Running on only two hours of sleep, he still managed to perchide the rough draft before the deadline.

by Ian Rahman November 14, 2007

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