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Patrick Bateman 

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some

kind of abstraction, But there is no real me, only an

entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold

gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you

and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably

comparable: I simply am not there.
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
I'm Patrick Bateman, I killed Paul Allen and I liked it
Patrick Bateman by I_onehit October 4, 2022

Patrick Bateman 

A sigma male that hates Paul Allen
Patrick Bateman:There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman,But there is no real me,only an entity

Patrick Briggs 

(n) this is the situation when a guy walks in on another guy petting his tiger, spamming the ham, corning the beef, shucking the corn, wipping the cork, choking the chicken, spankin the monkey, polishing the samurai sword, TAMING THE DRAGON aka...beating off or masturbating and thoroughly enjoying it by acting like "a deer in headlights" by staring at his erect penis for like 20 seconds.
In late October, a man named Jacob Itch was spamming the ham in his Ohio State dorm and accidently left his key in the door. Then, Pete Brugger opened the door pulled a "Patrick Briggs." That was the last day we talked to Pete
Patrick Briggs by Sean Gill January 8, 2012

Patrick Blankenship 

A fun loving annoying guy that has a really big ego and his name means lil fish. Kows how to work in bed and cooks great. Has no money but treats the girl well. Will make other guys want him and girls fall at his feet. cant dance at all but will wiggle to im sexy and i know it!! Has the most amazingg green eyes that see in to your soul. all in all an incredible guy.
guy 1- did u see patrick Blankenship wiggle!
guy 2- yes man i cant beat patrick at wiggling
guy 1- he does turn me on.....
guy 2- damn it!

The Patrick Bateman conundrum 

everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.
Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.

Benjamin Patrick Bohm 

its me, lol
"hey you know benjamin patrick bohm"
"nah lol"