There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, But there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably
comparable: I simply am not there.
kind of abstraction, But there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably
comparable: I simply am not there.
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by Homophobic127 May 6, 2022
Get the Patrick Bateman mug.(n) this is the situation when a guy walks in on another guy petting his tiger, spamming the ham, corning the beef, shucking the corn, wipping the cork, choking the chicken, spankin the monkey, polishing the samurai sword, TAMING THE DRAGON aka...beating off or masturbating and thoroughly enjoying it by acting like "a deer in headlights" by staring at his erect penis for like 20 seconds.
In late October, a man named Jacob Itch was spamming the ham in his Ohio State dorm and accidently left his key in the door. Then, Pete Brugger opened the door pulled a "Patrick Briggs." That was the last day we talked to Pete
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Get the Patrick Briggs mug.A fun loving annoying guy that has a really big ego and his name means lil fish. Kows how to work in bed and cooks great. Has no money but treats the girl well. Will make other guys want him and girls fall at his feet. cant dance at all but will wiggle to im sexy and i know it!! Has the most amazingg green eyes that see in to your soul. all in all an incredible guy.
guy 1- did u see patrick Blankenship wiggle!
guy 2- yes man i cant beat patrick at wiggling
guy 1- he does turn me on.....
guy 2- damn it!
guy 2- yes man i cant beat patrick at wiggling
guy 1- he does turn me on.....
guy 2- damn it!
by sweet-oreoz15 March 25, 2012
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Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.
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