Patpoties

Noun. Referring to a gaggle or cluster of young children

Gather the Patpoties, it's time for dinner!

by anonymous December 20, 2024

Hairy meat patties

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.

Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Cutie patootie

you. you are a cutie patootie

Daily reminder that you are in fact a cutie patootie and you do in fact deserve love

by redacted._.information July 14, 2023

Stick it between two patties

When the In-N-Out Burger was so good on a Saturday evening, you get another one and stick it between two patties.

Person 1: Get me something from In N Out while you’re there!

Person 2: I wouldn't take anything from him, he’ll probably stick it between two patties

by Dr. Ramidin November 12, 2021

Cutie patootie

Someone so cute you want to squish them up and stick them in your pocket.

Chad is a cutie patootie.

by Shulaman September 9, 2016

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011

flipping patties

When an individual or individuals begin to exhibit bizarre, extreme or irrational behavior.

"Hey, did you see how angry Pat got last night when I ate his 20 piece nugget?"
"Yeah man he was flipping patties over it!"

by Kitty butt May 28, 2016