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Hairy meat patties
Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.
Hairy meat patties by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022
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Cutie patootie
Cutie patootie by redacted._.information July 14, 2023
Word of the Day on December 7, 2024
Stick it between two patties
When the In-N-Out Burger was so good on a Saturday evening, you get another one and stick it between two patties.
Person 1: Get me something from In N Out while you’re there!
Person 2: I wouldn't take anything from him, he’ll probably stick it between two patties
Person 2: I wouldn't take anything from him, he’ll probably stick it between two patties
Stick it between two patties by Dr. Ramidin November 12, 2021
Cutie patootie
Cutie patootie by Shulaman September 9, 2016
Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties
An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011
flipping patties
"Hey, did you see how angry Pat got last night when I ate his 20 piece nugget?"
"Yeah man he was flipping patties over it!"
"Yeah man he was flipping patties over it!"
flipping patties by Kitty butt May 28, 2016
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
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Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026