Patoi

Patoi is simply being a Brian Fischer that yells all the time

Hey patoi, shut up

Patoi by FoamyCelery2407 May 22, 2019

Patima 

A Captain Planet-like union that joined the forces of the almighty Patrick and the omnipotent Fatima to form one, all-powerful being. Similar to other awful Hollywood duos such as Brangelina, Bennifer, and TomKat, with its popularity limited to the North Jersey area.

Synonym: Fatrick

Engineer #1: Yo, who's coming to Houlihans with us?

Engineer #2: Patima, Brangelina, and Bennifer. Maybe Marlon, Taylor, Lipscomb, and Leticia too.

Engineer #1: Fuck that, I hate that d-bag Ben Affleck. He always tries to eat my cheese fries and never pays for anything.

Patima by Gentleman with a CFA January 23, 2009

Patia 

A Patia is a unique, but simple name for an awesome person. The name originated from an ancient Greek scholar, Hypatia. With this origin Patias tend to be intelligent women in the academic world; however they also excel in social situations and build strong friendships. They are kind and will always have your back. Patias are the people you call when you need a shoulder to cry on or kick butt with. Also will excel in the art of debate. Note: Patias, though sweet, may often be trained ninjas; angering one such patia or a friend of one may result in a near death experience.

Wow, do you see that girl? She is such a Patia.

Man, I wish I had a friend named Patia.

Patia by Carly_j_C May 4, 2010

Patience 

Patience is a very kind hearted girl, and very shy, she usually has anxiety, or social anxiety, but overall one of the best people you will ever meet. She’s very stunning and will definitely take your breath away, always filled with surprises, and has crackhead energy here and there that is absolutely hilarious. Best personality ever! Unfortunately she has a hard time with self worth and is constantly judging her body or looks. She has the most amazing and beautiful personality ever! Love you patience♡︎

Yay! Here comes patience

Patience by Anonymous_yourgirl_love October 19, 2021

We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience. 

Imagine being hyped for something, only to realize that it becomes late. This is also very annoying.

POTDLord: We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience.
everyone: :(

We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience. by john0512 March 29, 2021

Patient Zero 

Patient Zero is the first human infected by a new or recently discovered viral or bacterial outbreak. They usually have the most basic, least mutated form of the disease, which may either make them invaluable to medical efforts or completely useless. They can also often be used to determine where the disease came from.

Becky in Contagion was Patient Zero

Patient Zero by Snowskeeper April 3, 2013

papoi 

pronounced: pa-poy

A common word used by small yellow creatures. These creatures can be found in moving pictures and movies such as dispicable me. In this yellow creature's language, the word 'papoi' means 'toy' or 'unicorn toy'.

im sorry unicorn fan club, I would like to bring to your attention that the collection of papois that we had in the front display case have gone missing

papoi by rilesluhvsyuhh July 27, 2011