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Patongtong 

A males genitalia or a males dick/penis.
Man, we were walking in the mall and the guy who passed us smelled like a patongtong

Man that guy is such a patongtong face
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war pathing

The act of being confrontational to everyone you interact with during a given time period i.e. the verb for being "on a war path".
This morning I decided I wasn't going to hold back my feelings about what's been happening at work so I've been war pathing all day.
war pathing by Mr. Franko November 17, 2009

Patting Your Horse 

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
Pating is short for a pathetic person. The term was first used in the suburbs of Oslo and is now a widely used term. It's not quite as offensive as actually telling someone that they're a pathetic person, and is commonly used among friends when they do something stupid or short-minded. Pating may be shortened with a simple "P".
Example one:
To friends are walking down the street when suddenly one of them trips in his own laces.
Friend 1: Haha, you're such a pating!
Friend 2: Gaaaah, I know... I'm nothing more than a P...

Example 2:
You're walking down the street and suddenly see a dude with his pants stuffed in his tennis socks.

"Wow, that's a pating"
Pating by pating April 21, 2010
A patinga is a smart, curry munching , cornershop owning badass who is almost always brown.
'Hello my fellow my patinga'
'Your such a patinga'
'Patinga's are so smart'
'What's up my patinga'
'I wish I was a patinga '
patinga by TheAlphaPatinga July 3, 2019
To message lots of girls at once when drunk hence delivering lots of messages through various social media platforms.
"He was up till the early hours patting"
Patting by Mozzer58 August 24, 2020