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patoiang by Dan Martinez May 13, 2005
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Patoing
An Australian term for vigorously pounding a chick during girl-on-top sex. Represents the spring-like motion as if she’s bouncing on a trampoline.
Often used when other people are around to disguise one’s true intention
Often used when other people are around to disguise one’s true intention
Her: Hey Jake, can you patoing me in the park tonight?
Him: Sure, as long you don’t scream when you’re in the air
Him: Sure, as long you don’t scream when you’re in the air
Patoing by lordoflight February 20, 2018
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