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Pudoo Patel
Pudoo Patel is the biggest legend on the Internet. Although he can't spell for shit, his catchphrase 'u r sayin wut u son of basterd bitch' will always crack you up, and help you when you are angry at someone. Trust me, it works 100% of the time.
He also works at Dell in India.
He also works at Dell in India.
'Pudoo Patel, your* such an indian faggot'
'U r sayin wat u son of a basterd bitch etc'
*I purposely spelt it like this, as whoever dares insults the mighty Pudoo is a drooling moron
'U r sayin wat u son of a basterd bitch etc'
*I purposely spelt it like this, as whoever dares insults the mighty Pudoo is a drooling moron
Pudoo Patel by theat0mic8unny April 5, 2013
Patek
Patek Philippe & Co. is a Swiss watch manufacturer founded in 1851, located in Geneva and the Vallée de Joux. It designs and manufactures timepieces and movements, including some of the most complicated mechanical watches.
Patek Philippe is one of the leading competitors of Rolex.
It's become a hot topic in rap music, and many rappers including the Migos and Future have been seen rocking fully iced-out Pateks worth tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Patek Philippe is one of the leading competitors of Rolex.
It's become a hot topic in rap music, and many rappers including the Migos and Future have been seen rocking fully iced-out Pateks worth tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Need a new patek
When some sh!t is tragic and needs urgent care , a situation that’s absolutely treacherous. Down horrendously, not doing well in life. In need of assistance
Ya mans not lookin too good sh!t tragic he need a new patek or sumthin. Mfks done hopped out the automatic v and let him have it . Lil boy new it’s static sh!t tragic he really needa new patek
Need a new patek by StreetFacts May 19, 2023
Pajelehoocho
They’re pajamas, they’re jeans, they’re leggings, it’s a hoodie, it’s a poncho! It’s the Pejelehoocho!
Pajelehoocho by Toy Shady May 17, 2018
Jon Benet Pâté
The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.
Jon Benet Pâté by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
Patelogical Liar
The term, taken from the widely known "pathological liar", is used to describe all those of an Indian race who, for some reason, still believe lying is morally acceptable. Because of this they lie all the time and are therefor pathological liars. To specify that the person's race is Indian, the common Indian surname "Patel" is used.
Person A: Have you met Niral? He said he's adopted.
Person B: Yeah, dude, that isn't true. He's a Patelogical liar.
Person B: Yeah, dude, that isn't true. He's a Patelogical liar.
Patelogical Liar by better_thanrevenge September 3, 2014
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026