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pastachios 

Damn Ethan those are some good pastachios, said Davin eagerly.
pastachios by Davethandd May 19, 2017
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Paschin' 

1. The art of doing nothing while doing something.

2. The art of doing something while doing nothing.
Damn it! Who was guarding him?

Ya, that was Jacob. He was Paschin'.

Is this your fifth game of League of Legends in the past hour?!
That guy is totally Paschin'.

Playing Xbox on one TV and watching a movie on another, just Paschin'.

Man, I have to pee! I have been Paschin' on this couch all day.
Paschin' by eisenhopper February 3, 2012

PapaChicken 

Truly one of the coolest mother fuckers you will ever meet. You can typically identify a "PapaChicken" by his super pasty white complexion, and his super deep black man voice.
The Homie - Homie your totally a PapaChicken!
The PapaChicken - I know right, imagine.
PapaChicken by MamaChicken November 27, 2021

pastachingata 

A non-traditional Mexican style pasta served to teen and pre-teen Mexican border town young girls prior to their official de-flowering by their father or brothers. This delectable dish is made with a special type tulip shaped Italian pasta called Campanelle. The pasta, chosen for it's symbolic flower shape is then prepared with any cheap can or jarred spaghetti sauce. The sauce is then doctored up with hot chile sauce, cilantro and Safeway's Lucerne Brand Mexican style four cheese blend. More expensive sauces and cheeses can be used but traditionally, the cheaper versions are used to symbolize the cheapness of the event. For larger families, refried beans, rice and tortillas are also served with the pastachingata. A truly special dish for that very special night.
Hey Chingaletta, did you know that little Maria is getting her pastachingata tonight. She has five brothers and her dad is hung like a mule so she is going to be very very sore tomorrow my friend.
pastachingata by Snowpimp January 14, 2010

papachino 

a papachino is a papa that is a chino
omg hes such a papachino
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papachino by papachino March 9, 2022

faux paslching 

when a woman masturbates with her foot while receiving anal sex.
Can I faux pasl you?
faux paslching by jasmine May 31, 2003
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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