Pasachi 

A uniquely unserious, confusingly odd, or laughably unnecessary action, behavior, or person that makes no logical sense, yet somehow fits the moment’s absurdity.

"Man this n***a pasachi as hell"

"leave all that pasachi ahh behavior at home fam — you gone get left."

Pasachi by Nxyvoo May 6, 2025

pastachios 

it's pistachios, but italian

Damn Ethan those are some good pastachios, said Davin eagerly.

pastachios by Davethandd May 19, 2017

Paschin' 

1. The art of doing nothing while doing something.

2. The art of doing something while doing nothing.

Damn it! Who was guarding him?

Ya, that was Jacob. He was Paschin'.

Is this your fifth game of League of Legends in the past hour?!
That guy is totally Paschin'.

Playing Xbox on one TV and watching a movie on another, just Paschin'.

Man, I have to pee! I have been Paschin' on this couch all day.

Paschin' by eisenhopper February 3, 2012

PapaChicken 

Truly one of the coolest mother fuckers you will ever meet. You can typically identify a "PapaChicken" by his super pasty white complexion, and his super deep black man voice.

The Homie - Homie your totally a PapaChicken!
The PapaChicken - I know right, imagine.

PapaChicken by MamaChicken November 27, 2021

pastachingata 

A non-traditional Mexican style pasta served to teen and pre-teen Mexican border town young girls prior to their official de-flowering by their father or brothers. This delectable dish is made with a special type tulip shaped Italian pasta called Campanelle. The pasta, chosen for it's symbolic flower shape is then prepared with any cheap can or jarred spaghetti sauce. The sauce is then doctored up with hot chile sauce, cilantro and Safeway's Lucerne Brand Mexican style four cheese blend. More expensive sauces and cheeses can be used but traditionally, the cheaper versions are used to symbolize the cheapness of the event. For larger families, refried beans, rice and tortillas are also served with the pastachingata. A truly special dish for that very special night.

Hey Chingaletta, did you know that little Maria is getting her pastachingata tonight. She has five brothers and her dad is hung like a mule so she is going to be very very sore tomorrow my friend.

pastachingata by Snowpimp January 14, 2010

papachino 

a papachino is a papa that is a chino

omg hes such a papachino
ikr

papachino by papachino March 9, 2022

faux paslching 

when a woman masturbates with her foot while receiving anal sex.

Can I faux pasl you?

faux paslching by jasmine May 31, 2003