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Patachi- is basically slow cookin’ the box by alternating between slow stiff-jab strokes & rapid fire lightning strokes over the course of 3 hours in 3 positions: 1) her legs in the air 2) flat on her stomach & 3) behind her on her side bear hug strokes!..the end result will be patachi which is a term meaning pulverizing something into instant mash potatoes.
She toooted dat thing up on me so I had to make patachi!
patachi by Dreadykruger October 8, 2022
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Patachi - is basically pulverizing the box into instant mashed potatoes over the course of 30 minutes etc. when you in a rush to get somewhere but don’t wanna pass up a Baddy. So in 3 key positions 1. Flat on her stomach givin’ her slow stiff-jab strokes, 2. Throwin’ her legs in the air & guttin’ it out, & 3. Get behind her on her side & give her lightning speed bear hug strokes. The end result will be patachi.
She tooted dat thing up on me so I had to make patachi!
patachi by Dreadykruger October 8, 2022
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The cursed word the MORDHAU community screams when the Triternion devs haven't appeased them in a week.
Devs: *don't do anything for a short amount of time*
Everyone: PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE GET THESE SHIELD FUCKS OUT MY MATCHIE SKINS SO SHIT NEED A NEW BATCHIE GAME SO BUGGY LAGGY AND CRASHY MORDHAU DEVS SOLD OUT FOR THE CASHIE PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE
Patchie by Slurp_ee November 10, 2019

pastachios 

Damn Ethan those are some good pastachios, said Davin eagerly.
pastachios by Davethandd May 19, 2017

Jungle Patching 

The act of defacing someone's lawn. (Typically by driving over it with a car)
You can still see the tire marks through Tom's yard from when we went jungle patching a few nights ago.
Jungle Patching by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Patching 

Being a shady bastard and opening a chat and ignoring it.
Kieran was patching my snapchats earlier.
Patching by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019

Patching 

Patching is nickname used for people in discord servers that meows on command and bottom frag in valorant games.
Your friend: "Yo, this person was meowing in the discord call"

You: "Yeah I know she is Patching"
Patching by nevimbrasko April 30, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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