Pandita

Used as a loving nick name for Mark Marchant

Mark is my little Pandita

by Anne Svercek July 1, 2004

Pandicament

Pan·dic·a·ment
/ˈpanˈdikəmənt/

noun
1.
a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing pandemic such as Covid-19
2.
world changing catastrophy followed by bumbling and counterproductive government response.
" Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"

1. "How will we ever get out of this pandicament?"
2." Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"

by Dr.Mantis May 12, 2020

pandatastic

The feeling you get when pandas appear on the San Diego zoo Panda-cam.

Look! A panda! I feel pandatastic!

by News Demon June 22, 2007

pandication

incredible addiction and dedication to panda express, especially their all too tasty orange chicken

Brad has so much pandication that he always has to finish his double order of orange chicken, even if he knows that he'll throw up afterwards.

by BLAGexpress March 13, 2009

Panita

Sweet, innocent, caring and giving, but with an underlying sense of smart-assery.

She's really kind of panita, you know? So sweet, but her wit comes from out of nowhere.

by wanderlustking February 6, 2010

Water Panda (Aqueous pandias)

The Water Panda, also known by its scientific name (Aqueous pandias) is a rare indigenous creature known to reside in the small oasis of Umbrella Falls, Guyana. The Water Panda, to date, has only been seen 3-7 times in its natural habitat. The history of the Water Panda dates back to the beginning of time. Currently, there are 3 different species of aquatic pandas classified by the WPCP Water Panda Conservation Project. The fresh water panda, salt water panda and the aquatic polar panda. All of which share very similar characteristics. The Water panda mainly eats shoots and leaves but loves apples (only red ones) as well as watermelon push-pops and hate asparagus.

1. A Water Panda (Aqueous pandias) walked into a bar and went up to the barman and said: "I want an apple and watermelon push-pop, make it red and hold the asparagus." The barman took his order and the Water Panda went to sit down at a table. Soon, a waiter brought over the meal, the Water Panda ate it up, thanked, tipped the waiter and paid his bill.

All seemed normal until the Water Panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter dead.

The barman rushed over and said: "What the hell?!!! You just shot my friend!!!" The Panda calmly replied: "Do you know what I am?" "Of Course I do," the barman answered, "you're a Water Panda!" "Good," the Panda replied, "now go home and look me up in the dictionary." And with that, the Panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his Urban dictionary and after a while he found 'Water Panda' and quickly read the definition...

WATER PANDA: 1. A badass black and white bear native to Guyana, Eats shoots and leaves.

by DFresh03 December 29, 2010

Pandit

A Pandit at a Mandir or Temple holds the ceremonies.

a pandit is a scholar, a teacher, particularly one skilled in Sanskrit and Hindu law, religion, music or philosophy.

a pandit is synonymous to a priest.

"the Hindu Pandit at the Mandir is performing the ceremony"

by yoyoyo1418 May 29, 2009