Pandaism is an ideological view that emphasizes the lovely subjectivity and fluffy agency of pandas. The philosophical doctrine of pandaism can be best illustrated by da Vinci's Vitruvian Panda and Mona Panda.

Compared to humanism, pandaism is a lot more interesting!

Pandaism by Pandada Pandavsky April 24, 2019

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pandaing

Showing people how rare and special you are, like a panda.

(One YouTuber to another)
"What, are you pandaing to your audience?"
"What? No! Why would I indulge them like that?"
"I think you misunderstood me. 'Pandaing', it's like when you show your audience how rare and special you are, like a panda."

pandaing by NotInABand June 23, 2016

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Water Panda (Aqueous pandias)

The Water Panda, also known by its scientific name (Aqueous pandias) is a rare indigenous creature known to reside in the small oasis of Umbrella Falls, Guyana. The Water Panda, to date, has only been seen 3-7 times in its natural habitat. The history of the Water Panda dates back to the beginning of time. Currently, there are 3 different species of aquatic pandas classified by the WPCP Water Panda Conservation Project. The fresh water panda, salt water panda and the aquatic polar panda. All of which share very similar characteristics. The Water panda mainly eats shoots and leaves but loves apples (only red ones) as well as watermelon push-pops and hate asparagus.

1. A Water Panda (Aqueous pandias) walked into a bar and went up to the barman and said: "I want an apple and watermelon push-pop, make it red and hold the asparagus." The barman took his order and the Water Panda went to sit down at a table. Soon, a waiter brought over the meal, the Water Panda ate it up, thanked, tipped the waiter and paid his bill.

All seemed normal until the Water Panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter dead.

The barman rushed over and said: "What the hell?!!! You just shot my friend!!!" The Panda calmly replied: "Do you know what I am?" "Of Course I do," the barman answered, "you're a Water Panda!" "Good," the Panda replied, "now go home and look me up in the dictionary." And with that, the Panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his Urban dictionary and after a while he found 'Water Panda' and quickly read the definition...

WATER PANDA: 1. A badass black and white bear native to Guyana, Eats shoots and leaves.

Water Panda (Aqueous pandias) by DFresh03 December 29, 2010

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Pandaist

A pandaist is a practitioner of pandaism. The importance of pandas is to a pandaist no less than water and oxygen. A pandaist maintains his/her life by watching video clips of pandas.

For a pandaist, it can't be any more true that a panda a day keeps sadness away.

Sorry, I am just a pandaist. 🐼

Pandaist by Pandada Pandavsky April 24, 2019

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pandaish

Resembling a panda in either physical, metaphysical, physiological, psychological or emotional means.

To be one with pandas.

Nicky Wiehe is pandaish.

pandaish by thugs r us December 15, 2008

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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