The act of overriding another's experience and
knowledge brought on by your ability to conjure the
power of 1,000 vaginas and Mother
Teresa herself.
I was trying to describe how bad my
period felt but then dumbfuck Jerry paulsplained, saying I shouldn't feel any pain because periods are just papercuts that take a while to clot.
I wanted to get the HPV vaccine, but my dickhole dad paulsplained that it wasn't necessary and I'd get autism if I got it anyhow.
I was talking to my
friend at work, Sarah, about how prevalent
rape is and our colleague, Terry the Terrible, came over and did some paulsplaining. He said we should just dress more appropriately or start carrying a
gun if we didn't want to be raped.