The
act of overriding another's experience and knowledge brought on by your ability to conjure the
power of 1,000 vaginas and Mother
Teresa herself.
I was trying to describe how bad my period felt but then dumbfuck
Jerry paulsplained, saying I shouldn'
t feel any pain because periods are just papercuts that take a while to clot.
I wanted to get the HPV vaccine, but my dickhole
dad paulsplained that it wasn't necessary and I'd get
autism if I got it anyhow.
I was talking to my friend at work, Sarah, about how prevalent rape is and our colleague, Terry the Terrible, came over and did some paulsplaining. He said we should just dress more appropriately or start carrying a
gun if we didn't want to be raped.