Pigsplaining

Common phenomenon, similar to "mansplaining," except when done by a pig (police officer) trying to explain away their bad and usually racist behavior.

Cop enters home and arrests black homeowner (in his own home). Cop later realizes his mistake and tries to explain away his racist behavior by saying that said homeowner was acting suspiciously.

Johhny: "There he goes pigsplaining away his racist actions."

by Deku1312 March 6, 2020

pmsplaining

When a girl from Plumstead Manor who thinks she's smarter than you tries to explains something to you

"stop pmsplaining it's bare jarring init"

by Hurl Tie March 5, 2023

POGsplaining

Someone who is a POG and tries explaining to a non POG how dangerous the military is while training or in combat, but holds an MOS that does not warrant being in actual warfare training or combat.

This guy was POGsplaining to me how dangerous fording a river is, knowing full well I was in the Infantry.

by TheLegendaryKillaK March 18, 2022

Pamsplaining

The art of overly explaining information in great detail when it isn’t necessary

My ears are bleeding because of Pamsplaining.

by WhoDat1323 January 14, 2022

Philsplaining

When a Phil unnecessarily explains something to assert his importance and intellect. Man splaning but to umtenthee degree.

I waited as he started philsplaining engine parts to a mechanic.

by Pipefitting101 September 20, 2022

Petsplaining

The futile endeavor of explaining to your pets what they did wrong and expecting them to understand.

I explained to my puppy why it was wrong for him to pee on the carpet. Two hours later he peed on the carpet again. I should have realized petsplaining doesn’t work.

by rpcgal January 29, 2022

Sigsplaining

When the general manager of the Sky Casino, Sigma (from Bungou Stray Dogs), adopts a form of mansplaining that he uses on others and himself.

Sigma: "Cooking knives?! She must've gotten them from the kitchen!"
Viewer: "Pookie ily you're so beautiful and u deserve sm but pls stop sigsplaining everything..."

by nikolaisigmafyodorbuttfucker June 19, 2024