paulsplaining 

The act of overriding another's experience and knowledge brought on by your ability to conjure the power of 1,000 vaginas and Mother Teresa herself.

I was trying to describe how bad my period felt but then dumbfuck Jerry paulsplained, saying I shouldn't feel any pain because periods are just papercuts that take a while to clot.

I wanted to get the HPV vaccine, but my dickhole dad paulsplained that it wasn't necessary and I'd get autism if I got it anyhow.

I was talking to my friend at work, Sarah, about how prevalent rape is and our colleague, Terry the Terrible, came over and did some paulsplaining. He said we should just dress more appropriately or start carrying a gun if we didn't want to be raped.

paulsplaining by melinoff March 28, 2019

Paulsplaining 

The art of condescending when explaining something trival to someone while simultaneously making it up due to a complete lack of knowledge on the subject. Paulsplaining is the art of dogmaticly sticking to a point of view in spite of apposing aguements which seem to be correct.

No chance of getting your point across this fucker is paulsplaining, you might as well go and debate the wind.

Paulsplaining by Peter Peter the Pipe Eater June 8, 2025

Pamsplaining 

The art of overly explaining information in great detail when it isn’t necessary

My ears are bleeding because of Pamsplaining.

Pamsplaining by WhoDat1323 January 14, 2022

Philsplaining

When a Phil unnecessarily explains something to assert his importance and intellect. Man splaning but to umtenthee degree.

I waited as he started philsplaining engine parts to a mechanic.

Philsplaining by Pipefitting101 September 20, 2022

pearlsplaining 

The explanation of a tragic complaint by a busy body, usually to an incredulous audience, on NextDoor.

Karen when on a lengthy pearlsplaining rant asking why police can't deal with all the homeless

pearlsplaining by Sarcastic Jay April 11, 2020

pulmsplaining

When you, as a pulmonary critical care physician, have to explain to a hospitalist why their assessment is dangerously wrong.

Dr. Kale had to do some quick pulmsplaining to the hospitalist why transporting the patient on maximum life support is not safe.

pulmsplaining by Sina Wahidi February 1, 2021

painsplaining 

This is a type of ablesplaining where doctors and other healthcare workers patronize, infantilize and disregard lived experience by minimizing self-reports of pain, often justifying it through medical hearsay, misogyny, transphobia, fatphobia, and racism even though they've never experienced any similar pain themselves, or they believe everyone's pain is the same as their own.

Doctor: "It's normal to experience some discomfort…" Patient: "Quit painsplaining; that was not just discomfort. That was a 9 out of 10 — almost the worst pain I've ever felt!"

painsplaining by SharedMoon June 25, 2024