Skip to main content
A refreshing, low-calorie, lemon-infused lager inspired by Spain for when you want a little culture but you’re low on cash. Commonly referred to as “Summer in a Can”.

Palmia is most commonly consumed by surfer bros and sun-burnt hos. Good for packing into your cooler on a hot day to help make ugly people hot and boring people fun. Low-calories so it’s a great-get-fucked-up-during-your-workout drink.
Britney: “Omg Becky…Palmia is SO good!”
Becky: “I know, right? It’s like a vacation in a bottle…I swear, if you put it up to your ear you can hear the ocean.”

Chad: “Toss me a claw...”
Steve: “Bruh, Claws down, Palms up. It’s all about the Palmia.”
Palmia by thatbeerchick May 31, 2020
Related Words
Palmai palming Palma Palmies Palmalla Palmis palmia palais palamino Palmable
When a person rubs a mans boxers, where his penis is.
“don’t make me beg” he said harshly before bringing a hand to his bulge and palming himself slowly.
Palming by ANDIEISACUTIE September 7, 2015

pussy palming 

the action of someone palming ur pussy and lifting you into the air.
‘he’s so strong he was pussy palming me’
pussy palming by daddybuscemi November 26, 2020

Palming Cat 

The common practice of cupping a strippers vagina at a strip club.
"I would love to go to the strip club, I enjoy palming cat"
Palming Cat by NeonFreak720 July 29, 2016
A cult of well meaning yet simple minded rehabilitation workers who annoy young people with repetitive and poorly constructed songs.
I swear mothers, if Gaby doesn't shut the hell up about Palmily I am going to self discharge
Palmily by Alfonsusraul September 5, 2015
Palmalla is a game which includes three things. Tennis Balls, Gas, and a flame. One would take the tennis ball, douse it in gas and light it on fire. The now flaming tennis ball stays lit quite well so it can be used to do almost anything. Even the most boring of activities becomes completely amazing.
T.V.: I was playing Palmalla the other day.
Toaster: Oh shit! really?
T.V.: Yea, it was real fun until my pants caught on fire.
Palmalla by T.V. July 31, 2008