A refreshing, low-calorie, lemon-infused lager inspired by Spain for when you want a little culture but you’re low on cash. Commonly referred to as “Summer in a Can”.
Palmia is most commonly consumed by surfer bros and sun-burnt hos. Good for packing into your cooler on a hot day to help make ugly people hot and boring people fun. Low-calories so it’s a great-get-fucked-up-during-your-workout drink.
Britney: “Omg Becky…Palmia is SO good!”
Becky: “I know, right? It’s like a vacation in a bottle…I swear, if you put it up to your ear you can hear the ocean.”
Chad: “Toss me a claw...”
Steve: “Bruh, Claws down, Palms up. It’s all about the Palmia.”
Palmalla is a game which includes three things. Tennis Balls, Gas, and a flame. One would take the tennis ball, douse it in gas and light it on fire. The now flaming tennis ball stays lit quite well so it can be used to do almost anything. Even the most boring of activities becomes completely amazing.
T.V.: I was playing Palmalla the other day.
Toaster: Oh shit! really?
T.V.: Yea, it was real fun until my pants caught on fire.