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Palmia

A refreshing, low-calorie, lemon-infused lager inspired by Spain for when you want a little culture but you’re low on cash. Commonly referred to as “Summer in a Can”.

Palmia is most commonly consumed by surfer bros and sun-burnt hos. Good for packing into your cooler on a hot day to help make ugly people hot and boring people fun. Low-calories so it’s a great-get-fucked-up-during-your-workout drink.
Britney: “Omg Becky…Palmia is SO good!”
Becky: “I know, right? It’s like a vacation in a bottle…I swear, if you put it up to your ear you can hear the ocean.”

Chad: “Toss me a claw...”
Steve: “Bruh, Claws down, Palms up. It’s all about the Palmia.”
by thatbeerchick May 31, 2020
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There is so many palmias today on the streets
by Jungterssssss August 29, 2019
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Palmia

Super nice and friendly and looks so innocent but I think she kills ducks for fun, Palmia is as cool as a cucumber and is absolutely cragled at Valorant
Gab:wow Palmia that 6k was awesome sauce, but that whiff.. um
by ZenPotato April 25, 2021
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Palming

When a person rubs a mans boxers, where his penis is.
“don’t make me beg” he said harshly before bringing a hand to his bulge and palming himself slowly.
by ANDIEISACUTIE September 7, 2015
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palmganistan

Palmganistan is the warzone also known as Royal Palm Beach Highschool. A corrupt, uncivilized, ratchet place where the students have taken over control of the AP's & even the principal. Riots are the main issue at Palmganistan but there is much more wrong with this place that you don't want to find you're self in... Especially if you're from John I. Leonard Highschool.
-Have you seen what's been happening the last couple days at palmganistan?
-I don't wanna know anything about that warzone they call a school
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pussy palming

the action of someone palming ur pussy and lifting you into the air.
‘he’s so strong he was pussy palming me’
by daddybuscemi November 26, 2020
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Palming Cat

The common practice of cupping a strippers vagina at a strip club.
"I would love to go to the strip club, I enjoy palming cat"
by NeonFreak720 July 29, 2016
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