Pallen 

Pallen is a person who lights up the world. He is quick to smile and make you feel at ease in any situation. Pallen is incredibly handsome but absolutely has no idea. He is a humble, caring person that tends to put everyone before himself. Pallen is also extremely athletic and capable in all ways. He attempts to play every sport and naturally becomes an expert in little time. But don’t let that deceive you because Pallen is often the hardest working person In tHe room. Often his actions go unnoticed which is completely unfair.

If you know a pallen, befriend them and never let them go for there truly is no better person on the planet. He is witty, intelligent, athletic, caring and kind. When you see him, you may wonder if he has ever faced any kind of adversity because he is always quick to smile and laugh. Just know he has, but he is choosing kindness because he knows it does no one any good to let their past ruin their future. Pallen might be your very best friend, so hold on to him for life!

Pallen took his dog for a walk.

Pallen by Spreading kindness November 21, 2021

Phallentine's Day 

February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's Day on February 13th and Valentine's Day on February 14th. It is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.

Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.

Phallentine's Day by gngomez January 25, 2017

pollen swenis

Pollen Swenis. When you jack off so much that the first letters in your swollen penis become reversed!

"he jacks off so much that his swollen penis turned in to a pollen swenis!

pollen swenis by Pete Negwaski! December 16, 2006

Palletized 

Palletized

Best way to define this multi-use term is by looking at some everyday examples:

"You've been palletized!" (see: fucked, scammed, ripped-off and the like)

"Palletize this, bitch!" (expression commonly performed in public whilst grabbing one's crotch as a taunting or provoking remark to someone else)

"Dude, I'm so palletized right now..." (see: stoned, completely drunk, utterly screwed, etc)

"Did you hear, that poor boy was palletized by a gang of thugs the other night!" (see: raped, killed and/or pillaged)

"Resistance is futile. Prepare to be palletized." (see: prepare to be assimilated)

"I think we're all a little palletized right now, so we just need to chill out." (as in a heated situation or argument full of tension, anger, and/or emotional turbulence; see: anger management, stressing out)

"Man, you're seriously palletized!" (see: crazy, insane, utterly screwed, etc)

"Yessir, your bike will be fully palletized once loaded onto the trailer." (when shipping motorcycles; better, easier and cheaper than crating your bike!)

"Jesus was palletized to the cross." (see: crucifixion)

Need more examples? Here's some more:

"You are now officially palletized, my son." (see: circumcised, castrated and/or becoming initiated into a fraternity)

"Dammit, my computer got palletized again!" (see: computer freezing)

"Yeah, my mom had an accident: she fell down the stairs when she got home after being ran over by a bus on her way to the groceries. Now she's palletized at the hospital." (see: hospitalized or being sedated or under coma)

"INITIATE PALLETIZATION SEQUENCE." (robo-computer command to render target immobile or otherwise obliterated to smithereens)

"Oh yes, baby, palletize me harder!" (see: sexual intercourse, penetration, BDSM)

"All your pallets are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha." (popular line from the 1991 video game Zero Wing)

"Son, you are palletized for a week! Go to your room now and stay there!" (see: grounded, chastised)

"A man was palletized to death in Saudi Arabia." (see: stoning to death or similar form of execution and/or torture)

"My daughter is no longer a virgin. She's been palletized." (see: losing your virginity and/or getting pregnant)

Palletized by Unicorns R For Pussies September 7, 2013

Palentine's Day 

February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.

Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.

Palentine's Day by librarianmike February 12, 2013

Pallone 

That one science teacher that somehow teaches everything and nothing at the same time.

A "Pallone" is a unit of measurement, to measure how much burnt toast can be cooked in a school oven.

"You see that teacher Pallone? He set an oven on fire that only had 4 Pallone's worth of bread. "

Pallone by Ranjourenjy May 17, 2022

pallet 

A compilation of sheets or blankets placed on the floor for sleeping on. Mainly used in the southern states.

My grandma always made us a pallet to sleep on when we came to visit.

pallet by Tangelina March 6, 2007