Pawlenty 

Kewlmanne is wrong wrong wrong. Pawlenty is the worst governor in minnesota state history. He screws over every single department, cuts the shit out of educaiton (but kewlmanne probably goes to SPA or some other private school so he wont care), all in the name of "no new taxes". Not only that, but the entire government shut down for two weeks because the legislature was bickering over what to do over his shitty budget plan. Shut down pawlenty instead.

"we get paw-len-ty of shitty crap from pawlenty being governor. since when were we a republican state anyway?"

Pawlenty by Sirwootalot AKA Woodman August 12, 2005

Pawlenty 

1- Governer of Minnesota, Tim Pawlenty.
2- A great word to describe numbers.

1- Pawlenty finally shuts up those dumbass democrats.
2- How many guys did Terri Train do in the back seat of her car? Pawlenty

Pawlenty by kewlmanme123 May 8, 2005

Pawlenty 

The only Pro-Israel candidate (as seen at the Ames, Iowa GOP Debate) in the 2012 GOP Presidential Race, Former Governor Tim Pawlenty (originally pronounced "Pav-lent-y") (R-MN) may even be a Cohen (given that, according to Wargs.com, one of his great-grandmothers was born as Julia Koenig; and in some cases, "Koenig" may well be a variant of "Kohein"-- given that the German "Koenig" means "King" and koheinim (priests) were the head caste in Ancient Israel).

In stark constrast to the other GOP Candidates in Ames, Iowa; Former Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty not only mentioned Israel directly (as did Texas Representative Ron Paul), but (unlike Ron Paul) voiced support for Israel.

Pawlenty by Nickidewbear August 22, 2011

Pawlenty Bounce

Non-existent rise in one's popularity when a person's endorsement is presumed to help, named for the lack of a positive impact Gov. Tim Pawlenty's endorsement provided Gov. Mitt Romney in the 2012 Minnesota Republican caucus.

"I can't believe they didn't pick me for social chair, bro. Last year's president totally had my back."

"Yeah, that sucks, man--you got the Pawlenty Bounce."

Pawlenty Bounce by DeveDorbes March 14, 2012

Tim Pawlenty 

- former governor of Minnesota

- your high school guidance couselor

- guy on Brawny logo

"...Tim Pawlenty, who you may recognize from his previous jobs as former governor of Minnesota and your high school guidance counselor." - Stephen Colbert

Tim Pawlenty by skillcosby88 September 12, 2011

Tim Pawlenty 

The governor of Minnesota who proceeded to fuck up the state. Because of him and his idiots in legislature, Minnesota may go into a state shutdown.

When Tim Pawlenty leaves office I'll be sure to throw a party.

Tim Pawlenty by The Volkswagen Beatle July 2, 2005