Palien 

Palien stands for somebody who is a pal and an alien at the same time. A palien is a "friendling".

The palien is a good friend.

Palien by A Palien January 28, 2010

Palien 

Compound of "Sarah Palin" and "Alien."

Refers to a new species which contains Sarah Palin and her followers. Palien, one time Governor of Alaska and 2008 Republican Vice Presidential candidate, exhibits bizarre and otherworldly qualities not seen in the remainder of the human race.

Paliens wear cheap fur, carry small guns, have extreme and unreasonable conservative ideologies, and are ignorant of most world affairs. If you see a Palien, watch out! They do NOT come in peace.

If Sarah Palin is elected as president in 2012, Paliens will rule the Earth, and liberals everywhere will in unison migrate to Mars (hopefully it can sustain life by then).

Palien by scoutfinch87 November 20, 2009

Palien 

One who is pale to the extent of resembling an extraterrestrial, or alien.

Did you see the way the light reflects off of Jason? He sure is a palien.

Palien by Joshua Trbovich February 4, 2007

Palien 

One who is pale to the extent of resembling an extraterrestrial.

Look at the way the light reflects off of Jason! Man, he sure is a palien.

Palien by Joshua Trbovich February 4, 2007

Sarah Palin 

Tina Fey's doppelganger

Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.

Sarah Palin by Matt Weller January 20, 2009

Paling 

The opposite of tanning.

To sit in a room with shades drawn allowing no sunlight in.

To hide away from all sunlight.

No fake tans.

Girl 1- Hey, why are you just sitting in that dark closet?

Girl 2- SHUT THE DOOR!!! I'M PALING!!!

Girl 1- That's so weird...

Girl2- At least I'm not orange.

Paling by Beerbatteredbeefcurtains December 24, 2009

Palentine's Day 

February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.

Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.

Palentine's Day by librarianmike February 12, 2013