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Paired 

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Originating from London, and now used in Brum more than anywhere:

Paired is another word for sad.
Newsman: "They had just got married and were driving to their honeymoon when their car crashed and they were both killed"

Boy: "That's paired."
Paired by JmeAnPri December 23, 2008
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paired 

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this is when something happens to someone and they are humiliated or shamed.
person1: david just got hit in da face with da ball
person2: HAHAHA!! PAIRED!!
paired by trixstar March 14, 2009
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Related Words
paired • Parred • paiged • Paredon • paided • pailed • pairaduex • Pairdiné • Paire • paireno

Jesus Paredes 

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A mexican man who thinks he’s good at some sports but not really. He hopes he does but everyone knows it won’t happen.
He’s Jesus Paredes.
Jesus Paredes by arzeeeee March 31, 2019
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Parred 

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When someone gets absolutely shut down/rekt
Person 1: "I've had sex plenty of times"
Person 2: "It doesn't count if it's with yourself"
Person 3: "Damn, son! You just got parred!"
Parred by topbantz August 19, 2015
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Paiged

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When an altercation between two individuals leads to a fight, and in the process a completely innocent bystander gets punched in the face. That person got Paiged.
Two guys are sitting on either side of a girl, arguing. They start throwing punches. Everyone can see that she is about to get Paiged.

When Vice President Dick Cheney tried took a shot at some quail, and Harry Whittington got hit instead, he got Paiged.
Paiged by Archaicevil December 27, 2011
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T-Pained 

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The act of falling in love with a stripper. The term originated from the song 'I'm in love with a stripper' by rapper T-Pain.
I just got a lap dance in that strip club. She totally T-Pained me.
I've just been T-Pained.
T-Pained by Jamjar.com May 23, 2014
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parred off 

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When you get ignored of rejected by a girl or boy
You just got parred off
parred off by Petelanlyk December 5, 2015
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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