Paired

Originating from London, and now used in Brum more than anywhere:

Paired is another word for sad.

Newsman: "They had just got married and were driving to their honeymoon when their car crashed and they were both killed"

Boy: "That's paired."

by JmeAnPri December 23, 2008

paired

this is when something happens to someone and they are humiliated or shamed.

person1: david just got hit in da face with da ball
person2: HAHAHA!! PAIRED!!

by trixstar March 14, 2009

Jesus Paredes

A mexican man who thinks he’s good at some sports but not really. He hopes he does but everyone knows it won’t happen.

He’s Jesus Paredes.

by arzeeeee March 31, 2019

Parred

When someone gets absolutely shut down/rekt

Person 1: "I've had sex plenty of times"
Person 2: "It doesn't count if it's with yourself"
Person 3: "Damn, son! You just got parred!"

by topbantz August 19, 2015

Paiged

When an altercation between two individuals leads to a fight, and in the process a completely innocent bystander gets punched in the face. That person got Paiged.

Two guys are sitting on either side of a girl, arguing. They start throwing punches. Everyone can see that she is about to get Paiged.

When Vice President Dick Cheney tried took a shot at some quail, and Harry Whittington got hit instead, he got Paiged.

by Archaicevil December 27, 2011

T-Pained

The act of falling in love with a stripper. The term originated from the song 'I'm in love with a stripper' by rapper T-Pain.

I just got a lap dance in that strip club. She totally T-Pained me.
I've just been T-Pained.

by Jamjar.com May 23, 2014

parred off

When you get ignored of rejected by a girl or boy

You just got parred off

by Petelanlyk December 5, 2015