T-Pained 

The act of falling in love with a stripper. The term originated from the song 'I'm in love with a stripper' by rapper T-Pain.

I just got a lap dance in that strip club. She totally T-Pained me.
I've just been T-Pained.

T-Pained by Jamjar.com May 23, 2014

T-pained 

Sprung or sweating somebody

Man I am so T-pained

T-pained by L.Nicole April 28, 2006

T-Pained Out 

The current craze in music where an artist electronically alters there voice to sound like it's flucuating and robotic. A phase we will look back on in 10 years and laugh about, questioning how it swept the music world off its feet.

"Oh, you hear that new sheit from Wayne? His voice is all T-Pained out!"

T-Pained Out by Brandon Cruz May 21, 2008

Doing a T-Paine

The act of sitting in complete silence for the duration of a first date, and still gaining a second.

Dude: You said absolutely nothing to Katie last night! It must have been so awkward!

Tom: Nah, it was fine! I was 'Doing a T-Paine', we are going out again next week.

Doing a T-Paine by UnbelievableD October 13, 2013

t-paine 

Thomas Jefferson's affectionate nickname for Thomas Paine, Revolutionary-era intellectual, musician, and author or co-author of "Common Sense," "The Rights of Man feat. Yung Napoleon," and "Declaration of Skindependence."

T-Paine: I'm in luv wit the Republic, g.
George Washington: Yes, but you haven't answered my question: should we launch the revolution?
T-Paine: Talk to Franklin... This war is all about the Benjamin, man.

t-paine by Egregious Groper August 5, 2008

getting tpained 

when you are cool and get druuuuunk alll the time.

dude i was totally getting tpained last night

getting tpained by $laire October 1, 2010