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A SEXY lady that u can look at and EDGE to her, sheโ€™s pretty like that.
โ€œHey it that Paredon ?โ€
โ€œYES!โ€ Hold on lemme..โ€
- mumbling-โ€œIM A LYON PIECE OF CHIKEN , IM A LYON PIECE OF CHICKEN.โ€
Paredon by okxyl November 20, 2023

pardonfuck 

an expression of utter disbelief, used when saying "What the fuck?" just isn't strong enough; coined by Cameron Lauder of LoadingReadyRun
"Did you see those guys come out of nowhere?"
"Yeah, I turn around, see them, and I'm like, Pardonfuck?"
pardonfuck by LRRFan January 17, 2014
adjective. finished ahead of time but of value because it facilitates laziness on the part of the recipient.
Tom: Hey I had some great fried chicken this weekend, cooked it up with my kid

Christine: Yeah, I had some fried chicken too but I picked it up at the Deli section of the grocery... It was Predone!
predone by Christine Mary April 28, 2012

Pardon my French 

The origin of this phrase (Which means excuse my use of profanity) does not originate for the French word for seal, as Lazy Time Waster suggests.

It in fact originates from the constant warfare between England and France many years ago, at that time "French" was associated with indecent things and activies (Swearing, kissing etc).
This was done fairly often in those days, sexually transmitted diseases (for one thing) had different names in different countries.

What the English might call the French disease, the Dutch might call the Spanish disease, the French might call the English disease and so on.
Pardon my French by Groaroaroar April 2, 2005

I beg your pardon 

When your a polite English gentleman and you canโ€™t say fuck you or what the fuck.
Jeff the left handed homeless man:Wanker

King Sebastian the rich right handed man:I beg your pardon

I beg your pardon 

"I beg your pardon" is just a polite British way of saying "the fuck you just say"
Girl: I used to wear the socks under my brothers bed
Boy: I beg your pardon
I beg your pardon by Beese Churger August 22, 2020
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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