Paired
Newsman: "They had just got married and were driving to their honeymoon when their car crashed and they were both killed"
Boy: "That's paired."
Boy: "That's paired."
Words you can keep
Jesus Paredes
A mexican man who thinks he’s good at some sports but not really. He hopes he does but everyone knows it won’t happen.
Jesus Paredes by arzeeeee March 31, 2019
Paiged
When an altercation between two individuals leads to a fight, and in the process a completely innocent bystander gets punched in the face. That person got Paiged.
Two guys are sitting on either side of a girl, arguing. They start throwing punches. Everyone can see that she is about to get Paiged.
When Vice President Dick Cheney tried took a shot at some quail, and Harry Whittington got hit instead, he got Paiged.
When Vice President Dick Cheney tried took a shot at some quail, and Harry Whittington got hit instead, he got Paiged.
Paiged by Archaicevil December 27, 2011
T-Pained
The act of falling in love with a stripper. The term originated from the song 'I'm in love with a stripper' by rapper T-Pain.
T-Pained by Jamjar.com May 23, 2014
parred off
parred off by Petelanlyk December 5, 2015
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.