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A pafart is a fart that comes on slowly and quietly and then turning into a normal, boisterous fart.
A man was standing at a bar in a non-chalant manner trying to press out a somewhat low-profile fart. It started that way, ending with an uncontrollable fart blast. This was undoubtedly a pafart.
fart gas shart shit
Pafart by Brolt December 21, 2013
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The act of getting drunk while hooking up with average (par) usually fat girls
Did you see him paartay last night? He was wasted and hooked up with a large women.
Paartay by number52 October 4, 2010
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The most luckiest guy you'll come across. Most likely to be asian. He has noticeably good looks ,with black soft hair,and a nice complexion.He has it all ,adored by all,handsome,smart,but never arrogant.He has many friends who love him because of his good natured ways; caring,hilarious,and generous.He doesn't need to flirt since his humour and carefree manner will seduce you. In other words he is truly blessed.In his life he will grow and florish to be a mature wise man but inside he will always remain a cheerful child.He has about him a sense of warmth ,class and knowledge and it is this that many will find attractive and admire.
"Obviously I am too good looking ,gaze at my beauty"
"Yeah whatever paarth"
Paarth by mirri August 5, 2012
a pervert.

Notably used by Dolly from Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy.
Noel: well if you so spontaneous and free, why would you mind if some hat was looking at you?
Dolly: because this one might be like some massive parfart or something!
Noel: a what?
Dolly: a massive parfart!
Noel: sorry, a what?
Dolly: a parfart!
Noel: HE'S NOT A PERVERT, is he?
parfart by jazz'd July 25, 2012
The combination act of farting while peeing
"I had the worst stomach ache; pfarted and it felt so much better"
pfart by Tipp October 28, 2009

pAArtying 

referring to Someone who has a drink problem, who is out partying
The local drunk was out pAArtying
pAArtying by lcf218 August 5, 2008

Paarthurnax 

Paarthurnax is the leader of the Greybeards in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
"Hey itsPaarthurnax"
Paarthurnax by Mamke April 2, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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