parfart

a pervert.

Notably used by Dolly from Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy.

Noel: well if you so spontaneous and free, why would you mind if some hat was looking at you?
Dolly: because this one might be like some massive parfart or something!
Noel: a what?
Dolly: a massive parfart!
Noel: sorry, a what?
Dolly: a parfart!
Noel: HE'S NOT A PERVERT, is he?

by jazz'd July 25, 2012

5th Alarm Parfait

The act of taking a good healthy shit in a urinal as a form of revenge or a last ditch effort when all shitters are full and the sweaty shit pains are in full effect.

Consuela instantly regretted kicking Jose off the buffet line on taco Tuesday after discovering he had left her a 5th Alarm Parfait in the men’s room.

by hosestretcher101 May 24, 2016

Polish Parfait

Seminal fluid produced in the testicles by someone with Polish Descent.

Tim got back at Brad by giving his windshield some polish parfait.

by nyjets63 March 4, 2009

parfait cookie

the best cookie in cookie run, confirmed by devsisters

X: did you see the new cookie run character parfait cookie?
Y: yes! devsisters said shes the best chara

by keqings bf real August 17, 2021

Panty Parfait

That aromatic, creamy amalgam of sweat, cum and smegmatic discharge that accumulates in the gusset of a whore's panties.

I tried to bang Sherri after the party last night brooooohhh. But I couldn't do it. The panty parfait I experienced was enough to retch me braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Puddin' Parfait

When you're fucking a girl from behind and pull out, only to notice you've got a Little Bit of Cosby on your dick

Dude last night Julie let me try anal and we made Puddin' Parfait

by Hero_ofthenight March 6, 2018

Poop Noodle Parfait

The end result of plowing your girlfirend in the ass, then pulling it out and having vaginal intercourse with her, then pulling it out and sticking it back in her ass and so on. Causing layers of poop, vaginal juice, poop, blood, etc in alternating layers just like a parfait.

Andy: "I'm gonna go grab an ice cream cone, do you want one?"

Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."

by Eyepoo Ucantu January 12, 2011