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5th Alarm Parfait
The act of taking a good healthy shit in a urinal as a form of revenge or a last ditch effort when all shitters are full and the sweaty shit pains are in full effect.
Consuela instantly regretted kicking Jose off the buffet line on taco Tuesday after discovering he had left her a 5th Alarm Parfait in the men’s room.
5th Alarm Parfait by hosestretcher101 May 24, 2016
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Polish Parfait
Polish Parfait by nyjets63 March 4, 2009
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X: did you see the new cookie run character parfait cookie?
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parfait cookie by keqings bf real August 17, 2021
Panty Parfait
That aromatic, creamy amalgam of sweat, cum and smegmatic discharge that accumulates in the gusset of a whore's panties.
I tried to bang Sherri after the party last night brooooohhh. But I couldn't do it. The panty parfait I experienced was enough to retch me braaaaahhhh.
Panty Parfait by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Puddin' Parfait
When you're fucking a girl from behind and pull out, only to notice you've got a Little Bit of Cosby on your dick
Puddin' Parfait by Hero_ofthenight March 6, 2018
Poop Noodle Parfait
The end result of plowing your girlfirend in the ass, then pulling it out and having vaginal intercourse with her, then pulling it out and sticking it back in her ass and so on. Causing layers of poop, vaginal juice, poop, blood, etc in alternating layers just like a parfait.
Andy: "I'm gonna go grab an ice cream cone, do you want one?"
Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."
Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."
Poop Noodle Parfait by Eyepoo Ucantu January 12, 2011
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