Scrolls 

Created in 2003 - A compilation of words put together typically on a piece of paper. These words are arranged for maximum hilarity. This is achieved by discecting funny sounding words in the English langauge (and on the occasion, made up. E.X. Chise). Some scrolls may contain headers, or "themes", in which a piece of paper reflects an object of everyday life. Either that, or it makes no sense at all.

Theme: How to do scrolls

Snort the dorsil fin of Tiny Tim Mutombo. Swallow a large scoop of cream. Use my begotten container or swab my radish. My lavender stew presents problems for Gumbi.

Scrolls by Scrollie September 20, 2008

scrolls 

Money, Guap, Cheese, Cheddar, Dough

damn im making hella scrolls off selling dro

scrolls by BallaG March 9, 2010

scrolls 

a cross between scrotum and balls

I'm too tired for an example, I've been awake all night guarding my scrolls from attack by the dreaded Wild Women of Wonga (yes, they're back - just when you thought that it was safe to renew your subscription to the "Readers Wives" limited edition of Readers Digest.

scrolls by poodlewrestler July 8, 2003

Elder Scrolls 

Best. Game. Series. Ever. Hands down.

The Elder Scrolls is better than Final Fantasy.

Elder Scrolls by 1337 sux October 1, 2006

the elder scrolls 

The elder Scrolls is a game series developed by Bethesda Softworks, and possibly one of the greatest RPG sereis of all time, Entries to the series include: Arena, II Daggerfall, III Morrowind, IV Oblivion and of course, the most recent entry, V Skyrim

What's your favourite single player western fantasy RPG series?

Do You even need to ask?

The Elder Scrolls?

The Elder Scrolls!

the elder scrolls by CaptainZaphod April 17, 2014

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion 

An fantasy RPG developed and published by Bethesda.
It is addicting and seems that it will never end, the more you play, the more you'll have to do.
It is also a game that should have won some kind of award for it's brutal capacity of glitches and bugs.

Probably the most known is the vampire cure glitch, people that played it on the consoles now what I am talking about.
It is so fucking annoying but you won't really care, you'll be begging for more and paying the ultimate price of sweat, blood, tears, sweat made of blood, tears of blood and other possible combinations.
It's all good.

About Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

red: Hey mister, I like RPG's what games do you know that are good for me to go *buy*?*cough cough*

gold: Well. Have you ever heard of Elder Scrolls IV: Obli.........

The world implodes sucking the entire universe into this massive black hole and after the implosion, it will create an egg shaped thingy that is cosmic energy containing space and time, the massive pressure of absolutely nothing causes this egg thingy to explode in every way and continuously expanding forever, reseting the entire universe.

So, go play it.
Or not.
Seriously though, do it.

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion by Arche December 25, 2009

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 

An extremely addicting game meant for birth control.

Dude! Have you heard of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim?

No

Dude, It'll blow your mind!

Really? Guess I'll try.

5 Days later, this man was reported missing.

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim by ganyi17 January 12, 2012