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paramedic 

Absolutely, positively, the last person in the world you want to fuck with.
I'm nice to the paramedics, for obvious reasons.
paramedic by nyc14gauge September 25, 2006

paramedic 

An absolute hero. Largely unappreciated by the general population until they are gasping for their last breath after 25 pints of Stella and a kicking par excellance on a Friday night.
The person who saves your scrawny, puke and blood covered arse outside Tall Trees next friday.
paramedic by Jimbone October 7, 2004

Paramedic/EMT

Definition: A person in which works on a ambulance, responding to emergency medical situations.

Characteristics : Paramedics are made up of many different types of people! This is what makes them so great. They all have different views and beliefs yet still have a brother/sister hood because they all have a drive to help others. Many Paramedics can come across as blunt ,cold or a little too honest, however they have a protective, soft and caring manner to them as well. They appear strong as if nothing can shake them but understand these people are NOT superheroes! It is not uncommon for them to go home after a shift and cry for an hour about the patient they couldn’t help, the patient who’s was to far gone. Sometimes it happens at random times, like driving home from the grocery store. Although every one handles it differently! They wear there heart on there sleeve and want nothing but the best for there patients.

Some people call these fine individuals Angels but I’m not sure they fall under this category either! Paramedics have a tendency to have the darkest sense of humour and are always shocking people with there jokes. These people are the most badass bitches you will ever meet! If you think the Paramedic/Emts are crazy, you should see the people who marry them!
That Paramedic/EMT looks like a monster with all those tattoos, but there actually the sweetest person you will ever meet!
Paramedic/EMT by Alberta Proud October 8, 2019

Paramedic 

(Noun) A young man who on a consistent basis picks up hurt chicks.
Derek, that girl you picked up was hurt. You are such a paramedic.
Paramedic by Old man and the steve October 18, 2011

paramedic 

An emergency medical technician trained to an advanced level of care that includes the ability to intubate, administer drugs, start IVs, and other invasive procedures.
Paramedics normally work on ambulances or in hospital emergency departments.
Also known as EMT-P.
When I crashed my car the paramedics came in the ambulance and took me to the hospital.
paramedic by Master Blaster May 30, 2005

paramedic 

we are not freaking ambulance drivers...we are the people in the back of the truck who save ur life..and will stick a 12g needle in ur hand if u call us one..or call us for a stumped toe!!
honey the ambulance drivers are here to take u to the hospital..WRONG!! should be.....honey the paramedics and emts are here to save ur sorry ass who can walk to the ambulance
paramedic by amberNB November 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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