Definitions by Jimbone

Goot 

Sharting out anal mucus

Me and my homeboys Goot in each others mouths

Goot by Jimbone May 12, 2025

Goot 

Sharting out anal mucus

Me and my homeboys Goot in each others mouths

Goot by Jimbone May 12, 2025

RFT 

Right Fucking Twat, a particularly smug, annoying, infuriating or stupid person.

That Des is a RFT, like a gnat at a barbeque, bugging the fuck out of me.

RFT by Jimbone October 7, 2004

keighleyite 

An absolute twunt. A Chav. Comes from Keighley in England. Thick a pig shit and only half as valuable

That Dave is a right fucking Keighleyite, see how he drags his knuckles

keighleyite by Jimbone October 7, 2004

paper cut 

very small tight vagina.

Jesus in a Bag, she had a twat like a papercut, my cocks still bleeding 2 weeks later.

paper cut by Jimbone October 7, 2004

sweating like a fat kid in a sweet shop

How you feel after running or other strenuous activity.

Jesus in a Bag, I'm sweating like a fat kid in a sweet shop.

sweating like a fat kid in a sweet shop by Jimbone October 7, 2004

paramedic 

An absolute hero. Largely unappreciated by the general population until they are gasping for their last breath after 25 pints of Stella and a kicking par excellance on a Friday night.

The person who saves your scrawny, puke and blood covered arse outside Tall Trees next friday.

paramedic by Jimbone October 7, 2004