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Definitions by Jimbone

Me and my homeboys Goot in each others mouths
Goot by Jimbone May 12, 2025
Me and my homeboys Goot in each others mouths
Goot by Jimbone May 12, 2025
Right Fucking Twat, a particularly smug, annoying, infuriating or stupid person.
That Des is a RFT, like a gnat at a barbeque, bugging the fuck out of me.
RFT by Jimbone October 7, 2004

bobbies hemet 

Bell end, glans penis.
Blokes, unbutton your kecks and have a look
bobbies hemet by Jimbone October 7, 2004

paper cut 

very small tight vagina.
Jesus in a Bag, she had a twat like a papercut, my cocks still bleeding 2 weeks later.
paper cut by Jimbone October 7, 2004

keighleyite 

An absolute twunt. A Chav. Comes from Keighley in England. Thick a pig shit and only half as valuable
That Dave is a right fucking Keighleyite, see how he drags his knuckles
keighleyite by Jimbone October 7, 2004

paramedic 

An absolute hero. Largely unappreciated by the general population until they are gasping for their last breath after 25 pints of Stella and a kicking par excellance on a Friday night.
The person who saves your scrawny, puke and blood covered arse outside Tall Trees next friday.
paramedic by Jimbone October 7, 2004