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Definitions by Jimbone
Goot
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Sharting out
anal mucus
Me and
my
homeboys
Goot in each
others
mouths
Goot
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Jimbone
May 12, 2025
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Goot
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Sharting out
anal mucus
Me and
my
homeboys
Goot in each
others
mouths
Goot
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Jimbone
May 12, 2025
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RFT
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Right
Fucking Twat
, a
particularly
smug, annoying, infuriating or
stupid person
.
That Des is a RFT, like a gnat at a
barbeque
,
bugging
the fuck out of
me.
RFT
by
Jimbone
October 7, 2004
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paper cut
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very small
tight vagina
.
Jesus in a Bag, she had a twat like a
papercut
, my cocks still
bleeding
2 weeks
later.
paper cut
by
Jimbone
October 7, 2004
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bobbies hemet
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Bell end
,
glans
penis
.
Blokes
, unbutton your
kecks
and have
a look
bobbies hemet
by
Jimbone
October 7, 2004
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keighleyite
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An
absolute
twunt. A Chav. Comes from
Keighley
in England. Thick a
pig shit
and only half as valuable
That Dave is a right
fucking
Keighleyite,
see how
he drags his
knuckles
keighleyite
by
Jimbone
October 7, 2004
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sweating like a fat kid in a sweet shop
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How you feel
after
running
or other strenuous
activity
.
Jesus in a Bag, I'm
sweating
like a
fat kid
in a
sweet shop
.
sweating like a fat kid in a sweet shop
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Jimbone
October 7, 2004
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