6 definitions by Jimbone

An absolute twunt. A Chav. Comes from Keighley in England. Thick a pig shit and only half as valuable
That Dave is a right fucking Keighleyite, see how he drags his knuckles
by Jimbone October 7, 2004
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How you feel after running or other strenuous activity.
Jesus in a Bag, I'm sweating like a fat kid in a sweet shop.
by Jimbone October 7, 2004
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Right Fucking Twat, a particularly smug, annoying, infuriating or stupid person.
That Des is a RFT, like a gnat at a barbeque, bugging the fuck out of me.
by Jimbone October 7, 2004
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Jesus in a Bag, she had a twat like a papercut, my cocks still bleeding 2 weeks later.
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An absolute hero. Largely unappreciated by the general population until they are gasping for their last breath after 25 pints of Stella and a kicking par excellance on a Friday night.
The person who saves your scrawny, puke and blood covered arse outside Tall Trees next friday.
by Jimbone October 7, 2004
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