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Definitions by Jimbone

Me and my homeboys Goot in each others mouths
Goot by Jimbone May 12, 2025
Me and my homeboys Goot in each others mouths
Goot by Jimbone May 12, 2025
Right Fucking Twat, a particularly smug, annoying, infuriating or stupid person.
That Des is a RFT, like a gnat at a barbeque, bugging the fuck out of me.
RFT by Jimbone October 7, 2004

sweating like a fat kid in a sweet shop

How you feel after running or other strenuous activity.
Jesus in a Bag, I'm sweating like a fat kid in a sweet shop.

bobbies hemet 

Blokes, unbutton your kecks and have a look
bobbies hemet by Jimbone October 7, 2004

paper cut 

Jesus in a Bag, she had a twat like a papercut, my cocks still bleeding 2 weeks later.
paper cut by Jimbone October 7, 2004

paramedic 

An absolute hero. Largely unappreciated by the general population until they are gasping for their last breath after 25 pints of Stella and a kicking par excellance on a Friday night.
The person who saves your scrawny, puke and blood covered arse outside Tall Trees next friday.
paramedic by Jimbone October 7, 2004